Swansea Golf Club Report 4^th January 2020

Happy New Year to everyone.

The first competition day of the year was a Monthly Medal stroke event played in warm, windy and smoky conditions but still no rain.

Monthly Medal Winner Darryl Down 58 Nett

Div. 1 Winner Dale Williams 59 Runner Up Steve Dart 59.

Div. 2 Winner Byron Anderson 59 Runner Up Jan Darke 60 c/b

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Steve Dart 8/17^th Dale Williams

Super Pin; 4/13^th Darryl Down 7/16^th Richard Ward

Chicken Run

Resumes Wednesday 8^th January

Cumming Events

8^th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

11^th Canadian Foursomes

15^th Ladies Ambrose

18^th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank – Stableford

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
” I don't know -- put me down for a five."