Swansea Golf Club Results 21st March 2020

Due to current issues associated with public health, the scheduled FOBS event at Orford was cancelled. A club stableford and eclectic event was held in pleasant mild conditions.

Stableford Winner Jim Morris 40 Runner Up Chris Howell 39.

Eclectic Winner Keith Breheny 25 Runner up Stewart Moore 23, Paul Nunn 23.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Ricky Wright 8/17^th Ricky Wright.

Super Pin; 7/16^th John Quinn, 4/13^th Sally Siepen.

Wednesday 18^th March

Club Trophy – Stableford

18 Hole Winner Libby Wardlaw 37 c/b, Runner Up Jan Darke 37.

9 Hole Winner Di Garcia 15, Runner Up Sally Siepen 14.
Nearest the Pin 7^th Di Garcia 8^th Jan Darke.

Birdies Jan Darke.

Gobblers Libby Wardlaw, Jan Darke.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Max Hall 29, Putts Tim Bond 13

Friday; Leza Thornton 29, Putts Rick Dance, Leza Thornton 13

Future Events

25^th Ladies Monthly Medal Stroke

                                                                                                           28^th Stableford

                                                                                               1^st Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford

4^th Monthly Medal

Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist's office.  Martin says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! Today is Friday and we have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:15 already... ".

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So, the dentist asks Martin, "Which tooth is it sir?"

Martin turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him dear......."