Swansea Golf Club Results 3rd October 2020
Today’s event was the October Monthly Medal – Stroke, played in warm but blustery conditions which gradually abated to gale force.
Medal Winner Paul Morris 62.
Div. 1 Winner Sally Siepen 63, Runner up Tim Bond 65 c/b
Div. 2 Winner Darryl Down 63, Runner Up Ray Dart 67.
Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Alison Smith, 9th/18th Rick Dance, 5th/14th Rick Dance.
Super Pin 2nd/11th Jason Kerrison, 6th/15th Peter Lea
Next Week Canadian Foursomes draw for partners generously sponsored by the Swansea Men’s Probus Club.
30th September 2020
Ladies Mid-Week Monthly Medal- Stroke
18 Holers Winner, Di Sinclair 65, Runner Up Jan Darke 66.
9 Holers Winner Judith Cleaver 37, Runner Up Jenny Whittaker 38.
Nearest the Pin 3rd Jan Darke, 4th Alison Smith, 7th no winner, 8th no winner.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Howard Edginton 33, Tony Johnstone 34 Putts Ian Johnson 11.
Friday. Max Hall 28, Rick Dance 29, Putts Mark Hall 11.
Jesus and Moses were golfing one day. When they came to a hole with a water hazard in front of the green, Moses told Jesus to lay up short and chip to the green.
Jesus said: “If Arnold Palmer can make the green from here, so can I.”
Jesus shot and landed in the water. Jesus said “Darn”, walked on the water, reached in and got his ball. He walked back, dropped his ball and swung again. Again he landed in the water.
After Jesus retrieved his ball for the third time, Moses again told him to lay up short but, Jesus wouldn’t listen, insisting that if Arnold could make it so could he.
After hitting the ball for the fourth time, he went to go get it. While he was standing on the water two golfers came over the hill. One shouted at Moses, “Who does he think he is, Jesus?”
“No” shouted Moses, “he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer”.