Swansea Golf Club Results 2nd October 2021.
Under grey and very damp skies the October Monthly Medal and the final of the Morris Family Memorial Trophy were contested.
Medal Winner Ricky Dance 61, Runner Up Peter Lea 62, 3rd Darryl Down 63.
Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Jason Kerrison, 8th/17th Jason Kerrison
Super Pin 7th/ 16th Tim Bond
Morris Memorial Tim Bond defeated Steve Mortimer
Next Week 1st & 2nd Rounds of the Club Championship will be played on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday only rounds may be played.
Wednesday 29th September 2021
Lady’s Mid-week Monthly Medal Stroke
18-Holers Winner Alison Smith 66 c/b, Runner Up Joanna Whelan 66.
9-Holers Winner Karen Moran 27, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker33 14.
Nearest the Pin 3rd Pat Hardcastle, 7th Jennifer Whittaker. 8th Jennifer Whittaker
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Peter Dodge 27, Darryl Down 28.5 Putts Howard Edgington 11.
Friday Curtis Miley 27.5 Putts Curtis Miley 14
Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.
John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob, ”What’d you have?
Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. “Six!” he said and then hastily corrected himself – ” No, no…. a five.”
Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud “Eight!” “Eight?” Bob said, “I couldn’t have had eight.”
John said, “Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven.”
“Then why did you mark down eight?” asked Bob.
John told him, “One stroke penalty, for improving your lie.”