- Written by Paul Nunn
Swansea Golf Club Results 26th September 2020
Today’s event was a 4 person Ambrose played in AFL club colours as the day would normally coincide with the AFL Grand Final.
Gross winners Max Hall, Jack Hardcastle, Jason Kerrison, Fran Dowling 59.
Nett Winners Ricky Wright, Vicky Wright, Rick Dance, Kathy Dance 51.25 c/b
Nett Runners Up Stewart Moore, Gavin Todd, Peter Lea, Raymond Flynn 51.25
Nearest the Pin 9th/18th Kathy Dance, 2nd/11th Max Hall.
Super Pin 7th/16th Keith Breheny, 4th/13th Jack Pot
Next Week Monthly Medal - Stroke.
First Friday of the month get together and lucky spins resume Friday the 2nd October
23rd September 2020
Ladies Mid-Week Ambrose
18 Holers Winner, Sally Siepen 38, Runner Up Pat Hardcastle 36.
9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 20, Runner Up Pip Cardno 13
Nearest the Pin 4th Sally Fletcher, 3rd Alison Smith, 8th Pat Hardcastle, 7th Val Kemp.
Birdies Lee Bennett, Pat Hardcastle.
Gobblers Lee Bennett, Pat Hardcastle, Sally Siepen.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Darryl Down 29, Max Hall, 31, John Cotton 31, Putts Rick Dance 12.
Friday. No event due to inclement weather.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't think I've ever seen such ineptgolf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!"
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'll contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"