Swansea Golf Club Report 4th January 2020
Happy New Year to everyone.
The first competition day of the year was a Monthly Medal stroke event played in warm, windy and smoky conditions but still no rain.
Monthly Medal Winner Darryl Down 58 Nett
Div. 1 Winner Dale Williams 59 Runner Up Steve Dart 59.
Div. 2 Winner Byron Anderson 59 Runner Up Jan Darke 60 c/b
Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Steve Dart 8/17th Dale Williams
Super Pin; 4/13th Darryl Down 7/16th Richard Ward
Resumes Wednesday 8th January
8th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke
11th Canadian Foursomes
15th Ladies Ambrose
18th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank – Stableford
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
” I don't know -- put me down for a five."