Swansea Golf Club Results 21st March 2020
Due to current issues associated with public health, the scheduled FOBS event at Orford was cancelled. A club stableford and eclectic event was held in pleasant mild conditions.
Stableford Winner Jim Morris 40 Runner Up Chris Howell 39.
Eclectic Winner Keith Breheny 25 Runner up Stewart Moore 23, Paul Nunn 23.
Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Ricky Wright 8/17th Ricky Wright.
Super Pin; 7/16th John Quinn, 4/13th Sally Siepen.
Wednesday 18th March
Club Trophy – Stableford
18 Hole Winner Libby Wardlaw 37 c/b, Runner Up Jan Darke 37.
9 Hole Winner Di Garcia 15, Runner Up Sally Siepen 14.
Nearest the Pin 7th Di Garcia 8th Jan Darke.
Birdies Jan Darke.
Gobblers Libby Wardlaw, Jan Darke.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday; Max Hall 29, Putts Tim Bond 13
Friday; Leza Thornton 29, Putts Rick Dance, Leza Thornton 13
25th Ladies Monthly Medal Stroke
1st Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford
4th Monthly Medal
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist's office. Martin says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! Today is Friday and we have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:15 already... ".
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So, the dentist asks Martin, "Which tooth is it sir?"
Martin turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him dear......."