Weekly Results 14th August 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 14th August 2021.

Wind and sunshine greeted a large field in the day’s Stableford event with trophies generously supplied by Milton Vineyards.

Overall Winner         Ian Johnson 40.

Div.1                           Winner Matt Gall 36, Runner Up Rob Elliott 35.

Div.2                           Winner Corry Van Den Broek 39, Runner Up Derek Ring 38.

Nearest the Pin.         6th/15th Robert Elliott, 7th/16th Miles Clark, 9th/18th Dale Williams.

Super Pin                   4th/13th Jack Hardcastle, 8th/17th Derek Ring.

Wednesday 11th August 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stroke

Due to inclement weather the competition was reduced to 9 holes

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 33, Runner Up Val Kemp 35.

                                    Followed by Jo Whelan 36 c/b and Lyn Lyne 36.

Nearest the Pin          No NTP this week

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               No Competition due to weather.

Friday                        Steve Kenny 28, Putts Tony Johnstone 14.

“Now that I am wealthy enough to afford lost balls,” complained an older golfer on the 8th at Houston’s Champion Course, “I can’t hit them far enough to lose them.”

If you can smile when all around you have lost their heads – you must be the caddie.

Weekly results 7th August 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 7th August 2021.

Precipitation dampened the enthusiasm of many and only a small number finished the August Monthly Medal

Medal Winner           Darryl Down 66, Runner Up Steve Mortimer 67, Followed by Peter Coon 69, and Corry Van Den Broek 70. Honourable mention to the other finishers.

Nearest the Pin.         2nd/11th Steve Mortimer, 7th/16th Sally Siepen, 9th/18th Peter Coon.

Super Pin                   4th/13th Max Hall, 8th/17th Jackpot.

Wednesday 28th July 2021

Ladies Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Val Kemp 32, Runner Up Sally Siepen 31 c/b.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 21, Runner Up Pip Cardno 16.

Nearest the Pin          3rd/12th Sally Siepen 8th/17th Sally Siepen,

                                    9-holers 7th Di Garcia, 4th Jane Cotton,


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Derek Ring 26, Mitchel Baxter 28.5, Mike Woolveridge 31.5.

                                    Putts Jayden Coleman 13.

Friday                        David Brown 30.5, Corry Van Den Broek 31, Putts David Brown 11.

“Late again, Sorry.”

“You and your ‘golf buddy’ Harry both give me a swift pain. What’s the excuse, this time?”

“Nothing but delays, delays – all day. Harry’s car had a flat on the way to the course. An enormous line waiting to tee off. The thunderstorm, the hailstorm. The air raid alert. Harry dropping dead on the 12th green.”

“Harry dropping dead?”

“yup. And after that, it was just hit the ball drag Harry…hit the ball …..drag Harry all afternoon.”

Weekly Results 30th July 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 31st July 2021.

Lyne Family Trophy – Generously Sponsored by Springvale Vineyard - Stroke

Winner.                      Men Corry Van Den Broek 61, Runner Up Jim Morris 62.

                                    Ladies Lyn Lyne 64, Runner Up Sally Siepen 66.


Nearest the Pin.         2nd/11th Jason Kerrison, 6th/15th Dale Williams

Super Pin                   4th/13th Len Evans, 7th/15th Peter Lea.

Next Week                 Monthly Medal - Stroke

Wednesday 28th July 2021

Ladies Round 3 of Mid-week Championships & Alison Donaldson Trophy

Round 3 Results.

18-Holers                   Winner Joanna Whelan 64 c/b, Runner Up Valda Kemp 64.

9-Holers                     Winner Philippa Cardno 30, Runner Up Sally Fletcher 34.

Championship           18-holeWinner Jo Whelan 192 Runner Up Lyn Lyne 200

                                    9-hole Winner Pip Cardno 97, Runner Up Jane Cotton 111.5

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 3rd/12th Pat Hardcastle, 7th 16th Jo Whelan,

                                    9-holers 7th Sally Fletcher, 4th Sally Fletcher,


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Darryl Down 29.5. Putts Darryl Down 12.

Friday                        Chris Weeding 28.5, Dale Williams 30.5 Putts Chris Weeding 11

Turning Vegan would be a - Missed Steak

Crushing pop Cans is - Soda Pressing.

I have a chicken proof lawn - its Impeccable

Weekly Results 24th July 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 24th July 2021.

Cool but pleasant conditions greeted players for a stableford event generously sponsored by the Qigong Group.

Winner.                      Russell Dodge 42, 2nd Peter Thomas 40, 3rd Tim Bond 36,

                                    4th Matt Gall 35.         

Nearest the Pin.         2nd/11th Keith Breheny, 8th/17th David Brown, 9th/18th Matt Gall.

Super Pin                   4th/13th Peter Thomas, 7th/16th Max Hall

Birdie Bonus               Peter Thomas

Eagle’s Nest                Keith Breheny 2nd Hole

Next Week                 Lyne Trophy – Sponsored by Springvale         Stroke

Wednesday 21st July 2021

Ladies Round 2 of Championships

Round 2 Results.

18-Holers                   Winner Joanna Whelan 60, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Dorothy Morey 32, Runner Up Alison Donaldson 36 c/b

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 2nd Sally Siepen, 8th Linda Lowe, 9-holers 4th Jane Cotton,

                                    7th Di Garcia

Next Week                 3rd and Final Round of Championships

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Ian Wallace 29.5, John Cotton 30, Barry Skeggs 30.5 c/b, Russell Dodge 30.5

                                    Paul Morris 30.5 Putts John Cotton 10.

Friday                        Gavin Todd 28.5 Putts Tim Bond 16.

“You don’t mind carrying all our bags, do you?” a threesome asked a caddy at Peekskill, NY’s Mohanasic Golf Course.

“No problem,” replied the youngster, “just so long as you sling a couple of concrete blocks around my neck”.

“What for?”

“Just to keep me from breaking into a run.”

Weekly Results 17th July 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 17th July 2021.

Very pleasant conditions greeted the players engaged in the somewhat unusual Par event for the annual ‘Cotton Trophy’, Prizes were generously provided by Kelvedon Estate Vineyard.

Winner.                      Steve Mortimer +2, Runner Up Lynda Lowe Square, 3rd Rick Dance -1        

Nearest the Pin.         2nd Peter Lea, 3rd/12th Steve Dart, 8th/17th Rick Dance.

Super Pin                   4th/13th Sally Siepen, 7th/16th Rick Dance.

Next Week                  Qigong Group Sponsored Day also 2nd Play-off round for the

                                    Morris Memorial Trophy.

Wednesday 14th July 2021

Ladies Round 1 of Championships

18-Holers                   Winner Pat Hardcastle 64 c/b, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 64.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 31, Runner Up Karen Moran 32.

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 5th Alison Smith, 7th Jo Whelan, 9-holers 8th Di Sinclair.

Birdies                        Alison Smith, Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle, Pip Cardno.

Gobblers                    Lyn Lyne, Pat Hardcastle.

Next Week                 Round 2. of the 3-week, mid-week lady’s championship

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Steve Kenny 27, Peter Lea 31, Danny Elmer 315 c/b Putts Peter Lea 13 c/b

Friday                        Richard Ward 30, Kathy Dance 30.5 c/b Putts Richard Ward 11.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

 A golfer standing at a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”

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