Weekly Results 17th October 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 17th October 2020

The first round of the club championships was played in damp and cool conditions.

A Grade lead gross scores Rick Dance 73, Peter Lea 74, Ricky Wright 77.

B Grade lead gross scores Rod Smith 80, Steve Dart 81, Stewart Moore 81.

C Grade lead gross scores Jim Morris 86, Mal Sinclair 88, Darryl Down 92.

Ladies lead gross scores Jan Darke 82, Sally Siepen 83, Leza Thornton 87, (no grade results)

Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Sally Siepen, 8th/17th tie Jason Kerrison & Byron Anderson 9th/18th Rod Smith

Super Pin 4th/13th Peter Lea, 7th/16th Lyn Lyne

Round 2 Sunday 18th October Tee Time sheet

10.05 Ian Wallace, Gavin Todd, Kathy Dance, Darryl Down.

10.15 John Quinn, Lyn Lyne, Pay Hardcastle, Alison Smith.

10.25 Byron Anderson, Jim Morris, Ray Dart, Keith Breheny.

10.35 Jan Darke, Mal Sinclair, Max Hall, Jason Kerrison.

10.45 Tim Bond, Jim Miley, Len Evans, Sally Siepen.

10.55 Peter Lea, Jack Hardcastle, Stewart Moore, Leza Thornton.

11.05 Rick Dance, Ricky Wright, Rod Smith, Steve Dart.

Round 2 Results will be posted on this site together with Round 3 start times

Next Week Third and Final round of Club Championships.

14th October 2020

Ladies – Canadian Foursomes Championship

18 Holers Winners, Pat Hardcastle & Kathy Dance 62.25. Runners Up Alison Smith & Jo Whelan 66.375

9 Holers Winners Helen Hall & Alison Donaldson 39.75, Runners up Di Garcia & Lindon Harris 48.75, Individual winner Jenny Whitaker 36, Runner up Karen Moran 41

Nearest the Pin 2nd Alison Smith & Jo Whelan, 4th Pat Hardcastle & Kathy Dance 7th Alison Donaldson, 8th Alison Smith & Jo Whelan.

Gobblers Alison Smith

Next Week 14th October Canadian Foursomes

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, John Cotton 28.5, Darryl Down 30 Putts Tim Bond 13

Friday. Lee Bennett 29.5, Alison Smith 29.5, Putts Max Hall, Gavin Todd, Kathy Dance, Steve Kenny, Lee Bennett all 12.

Weekly Results 10th October 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 10th October 2020

Today’s event was a Canadian Foursomes draw for partners generously sponsored by the Swansea Men’s Probus Club. The weather was very kind to the field after the rain of the two previous days

Winners Peter Lea & Tony Johnstone 58.875

Runners Up Jason Kerrison & Mal Sinclair 60.375

3rd Alison Smith & Rick Dance 61

Gross winners Steve Dart & Darryl Down 77

Nearest the Pin.4th/13th Rick Dance, 6th/15th Max Hall & Sally Siepen, 7th/16th Leza Thornton.

Super Pin 7th/16th Leza Thornton, 8th/17th Peter Lea

Next Week The first two rounds of the Club Championship played on Saturday and Sunday rolling start from 9.45

7th October 2020

Ladies - Stableford – Club Trophy

18 Holers Winner, Leza Thornton 35, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 33.

9 Holers Winner Di Garcia 13, Runner Up Judith Cleaver 12.

Nearest the Pin 7th Jan Darke.

Gobblers Karen Moran

Next Week 14th October Canadian Foursomes

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Adam Wilson 27, Keith Breheny 28 Putts Harrison Lambert13.

Friday. Rick Dance 29.5 Putts Rick Dance 13.

Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddy: Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.

Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.

Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on. Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.

Weekly Results 3rd October 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 3rd October 2020

Today’s event was the October Monthly Medal – Stroke, played in warm but blustery conditions which gradually abated to gale force.

Medal Winner Paul Morris 62.

Div. 1 Winner Sally Siepen 63, Runner up Tim Bond 65 c/b

Div. 2 Winner Darryl Down 63, Runner Up Ray Dart 67.

Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Alison Smith, 9th/18th Rick Dance, 5th/14th Rick Dance.

Super Pin 2nd/11th Jason Kerrison, 6th/15th Peter Lea

Next Week Canadian Foursomes draw for partners generously sponsored by the Swansea Men’s Probus Club.

30th September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Monthly Medal- Stroke

18 Holers Winner, Di Sinclair 65, Runner Up Jan Darke 66.

9 Holers Winner Judith Cleaver 37, Runner Up Jenny Whittaker 38.

Nearest the Pin 3rd Jan Darke, 4th Alison Smith, 7th no winner, 8th no winner.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Howard Edginton 33, Tony Johnstone 34 Putts Ian Johnson 11.

Friday. Max Hall 28, Rick Dance 29, Putts Mark Hall 11.

Jesus and Moses were golfing one day. When they came to a hole with a water hazard in front of the green, Moses told Jesus to lay up short and chip to the green.

Jesus said: “If Arnold Palmer can make the green from here, so can I.”

Jesus shot and landed in the water. Jesus said “Darn”, walked on the water, reached in and got his ball. He walked back, dropped his ball and swung again. Again he landed in the water.

After Jesus retrieved his ball for the third time, Moses again told him to lay up short but, Jesus wouldn’t listen, insisting that if Arnold could make it so could he.

After hitting the ball for the fourth time, he went to go get it. While he was standing on the water two golfers came over the hill. One shouted at Moses, “Who does he think he is, Jesus?”

“No” shouted Moses, “he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer”.

Weekly Results 26th September 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 26th September 2020

Today’s event was a 4 person Ambrose played in AFL club colours as the day would normally coincide with the AFL Grand Final.

Gross winners Max Hall, Jack Hardcastle, Jason Kerrison, Fran Dowling 59.

Nett Winners Ricky Wright, Vicky Wright, Rick Dance, Kathy Dance 51.25 c/b

Nett Runners Up Stewart Moore, Gavin Todd, Peter Lea, Raymond Flynn 51.25

Nearest the Pin 9th/18th Kathy Dance, 2nd/11th Max Hall.

Super Pin 7th/16th Keith Breheny, 4th/13th Jack Pot

Next Week Monthly Medal - Stroke.

First Friday of the month get together and lucky spins resume Friday the 2nd October

23rd September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Ambrose

18 Holers Winner, Sally Siepen 38, Runner Up Pat Hardcastle 36.

9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 20, Runner Up Pip Cardno 13

Nearest the Pin 4th Sally Fletcher, 3rd Alison Smith, 8th Pat Hardcastle, 7th Val Kemp.

Birdies Lee Bennett, Pat Hardcastle.

Gobblers Lee Bennett, Pat Hardcastle, Sally Siepen.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Darryl Down 29, Max Hall, 31, John Cotton 31, Putts Rick Dance 12.

Friday. No event due to inclement weather.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We've been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The 
doctor chimed in, "I don't think I've ever seen such ineptgolf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The 
green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!"
The group fell silent for a moment.

The 
priest said, "That's so sad. I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'll contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Weekly Results 19th September 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 19th September 2020

Swansea travelled to Freycinet Golf Club to compete in round 2 of the annual FOBS event.

Overall individual winner Jim Miley 41, from Swansea

Swansea individual results Men winner John Quinn 34, Runner Up Jack Harscastle 31.

Ladies winner Lyn Lyne 32, runner up Alison Smith 28.

FOBS daily results Freycinet 171, Swansea 171, Orford 165.

FOBS running totals Orford 332, Freycinet 312, Swansea 311.

16th September 2020

Ladies Mid-Week Ambrose

18 Holers Winners, Lyn Lyne, Kathy Dance, Lee Bennett 58.5 c/b Runners Up Pat Winner Hardcastle, Jo Whelan, Pip Cardno 58.5

9 Holers Winners, Susie Loane, Di Sinclair, Karen Moran 33.4. Runners Up Clair Franklin, Di Garcia 39.5

Nearest the Pin 4th Kathy, Lyn, Lee, 7th Pat, Pip, Jo, 8th Kathy, Lynn, Lee

Foursomes Championship to be played October 4th

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Alvin Douglas 30, Ian Wallace 30, Ian Johnson 30. Putts Mike Woolveridge 14, John Cotton 14.

Friday. Rod Smith 34, Max Hall 34. Putts Keith Breheny 14.

Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. – Samuel Jackson

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