Weekly Results 3rd July 2021

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Result 3^rd July 2021.

This week’s competition played in perfect conditions was the July Monthly Medal generously sponsored by Fran and Trudi Dowling.

Medal Winner           Mitchel Baxter 51.

Div. 1                          Winner Ricky Wright 63 c/b Runner Up Peter Lea 63.

Div. 2                          Winner Darryl Down 60, Runner Up Max Hall 63.

Ladies                        Winner Sally Siepen 69, Runner Up Alison Smith 70, 3^rd Val Kemp 72 c/b,

                                    4^th Kathy Dance 72

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11th Jim Miley, 8^th/17^th Darryl Down, 9^th/18^th Matt Gall.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Keith Breheny, 7^th/16^th Mitchell Baxter.

Next Week                 Viki Wright Memorial 4 Person Ambrose.

Wednesday 30th May 2021

Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 63, Runner Up Alison Smith 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Jenny Whittaker 31, Runner Up Helen Hall 37.

Nearest the Pin          3^rd Kathy Dance, 8^th Sally Siepen, 4^th Jenny Whittaker, 7^th Jane Cotton.

Birdies                        Di Sinclair.

Gobblers                    Di Sinclair, Alison Smith.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,   Mike Woolveridge 30, Keith Breheny 30.5, Ian Johnson 30.5,

                        Putts John Cotton 14.

Friday,           Mitch Baxter 31, Steve Mortimer 31.5, Peter Lea 31.5, Rob Curren 31.5,

                        Putts Tim Bond 13, Mitchel Baxter 13.                                                                    

An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."

Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. 'Quick!' he said. 'Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!'
'Tell me, is this her first baby?' the intern asked.
'No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'.'

Weekly Results 26th June 2021

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Swansea Golf Club Result 26^th June 2021.

Great weather for the playing of the Bill Coleman Bicentennial Shield.

Winner           Peter Dodge 42, Runner Up Byron Anderson 38, 3^rd Mitchell Baxter 37 c/b,

                        4^th Jason Kerrison 37.

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11th Mitchell Baxter, 3^rd/12^th Maurice Bank, 8^th/17^th Gavin Todd.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Peter Lea, 7^th/16^th Ian Johnson.

Birdie Bonus              Maurice Banks

Wednesday 23rd June May 2021

Ladies Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Alison Smith 68, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 69.

9-Holers                     Winner Jenny Whittaker 34, Runner Up Pip Cardno 37 c/b, Dot Morey 37.

Nearest the Pin          6^th Alison Smith, 7^th Jenny Whittaker.

Gobblers                    Sally Fletcher.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,   Dick Goodwin 27.5, Max Hall 27.5, Russell Dodge 28.5 Putts Max Hall 11.

Friday,           Howard Edginton 27, Gavin Todd 27.5 Putts Gavin Todd 12.                                                         

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

Finnegin:  My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her out of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?
Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home.

Weekly Results 19th June 2021

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Swansea Golf Club Result 19^th June 2021.

A wet week produced a very wet course for the players who competed in a Stableford event generously sponsored by the Ladies Friday Craft Group.

Overall                       Winner Sally Siepen 36.

Div. 1                         Winner Jason Kerrison 35 c/b, Runner Up Jack Hardcastle 35 c/b.

Div. 2                         Winner Jim Morris 32 c/b, Runner Up Chris Weeding 32 c/b.

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11th Jason Kerrison, 7^th/16^th Mitchell Baxter, 8^th/17^th Stuart Moore,

                                    9^th/18^th Max Hall,

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Ricky Wright.

Wednesday 16th June May 2021

Ladies Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Kathy Dance 33 Runner Up Joanna Whelan 29

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 18, Runner Up Clair Franklin 8.

Nearest the Pin          4^th Kathy Dance

Gobblers                    Pat Hardcastle, Pip Cardno, Jan Darke, Joanna Whelan

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Paul Morris 31, John Cotton 32.5, Rick Dance 32.5

                                    Putts John Cotton 12.

Friday,                       Insufficient Starters.                          

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope: "DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up.

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand!' shouted Reilly.  'Does that mean I can keep the money?'

It’s been another wet week.

Results 14th June 2021

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Swansea Golf Club Result 14^th June 2021.

Canadian Foursomes

Winners Max Hall & Alison Smith 56.5

Runners Up Rick Dance & Kathy Dance 59

3^rd Ricky Wright & Jan Darke 62 c/b

Nearest the Pin 4^th/13 Rick Dance, 8^th/17^th Rick Dance, 9^th/18^th Kathy Dance.

Super Pin 7th/16th Dick Goodwin.