Weekly Results 28th March 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Results for the week ending 28 March 2020

Golf this week was disrupted by COVID-19

The ladies Wednesday competition was Cancelled

Wednesday Chicken Run

Keith Breheny 26, John Quinn 28 Putts Leza Thornton 9

Friday Chicken Run

Ricky Wright 32 c/b Putts Tim Bond 12

Saturday Stroke Event

Ricky Wright 55, Paul Morris 57.

Weekly Results 21st March 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Results 21st March 2020

Due to current issues associated with public health, the scheduled FOBS event at Orford was cancelled. A club stableford and eclectic event was held in pleasant mild conditions.

Stableford Winner Jim Morris 40 Runner Up Chris Howell 39.

Eclectic Winner Keith Breheny 25 Runner up Stewart Moore 23, Paul Nunn 23.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Ricky Wright 8/17^th Ricky Wright.

Super Pin; 7/16^th John Quinn, 4/13^th Sally Siepen.

Wednesday 18^th March

Club Trophy – Stableford

18 Hole Winner Libby Wardlaw 37 c/b, Runner Up Jan Darke 37.

9 Hole Winner Di Garcia 15, Runner Up Sally Siepen 14.
Nearest the Pin 7^th Di Garcia 8^th Jan Darke.

Birdies Jan Darke.

Gobblers Libby Wardlaw, Jan Darke.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Max Hall 29, Putts Tim Bond 13

Friday; Leza Thornton 29, Putts Rick Dance, Leza Thornton 13

Future Events

25^th Ladies Monthly Medal Stroke

                                                                                                           28^th Stableford

                                                                                               1^st Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford

4^th Monthly Medal

Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist's office.  Martin says to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it! Today is Friday and we have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:15 already... ".

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have a tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So, the dentist asks Martin, "Which tooth is it sir?"

Martin turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth and show him dear......."

Weekly Results 14th March 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Results 14th March 2020

Today was a stroke event generously sponsored by the Dart family and played in cool windy conditions.

Men’s winner John Quinn 63, Runner Up Vic Walton 65c/b Tim Bond 65.

Ladies winner Val Kemp 62, Runner Up Kathy Dance 67

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Rick Dance, 3/12^th Rick Dance, 5/14^th Tim Bond, 8/17^th Paul Nunn.

Super Pin; 7/16^th Ricky Wright, 4/13^th Rick Dance.

Wednesday 11^th March

Club Trophy – Stableford

18 Hole Winner Di Sinclair 42, Runner up Pat Hardcastle 35.

9 Hole Winner Judith Cleaver 14, Runner Up Alison Donaldson 13.
Nearest the Pin 5/14^th Sally Siepen, 7^th Judith Cleaver, 4/13^th Alison Smith, 8/17^th Jan Darke.

Birdies Jan Darke.

Gobblers Di Sinclair, Val Kemp.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Paul Morris 32, Mal Sinclair 32, Darryl Down 32, Putts Rick Dance 14, Mark Rowlands 14.

Friday; No Competition

Future Events

18^th Ladies - Stableford

21^st FOBS Orford 9.30 for 10.00 start

25^th Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

28^th Stableford

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot. 
A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... Neither of whom can putt very well. 
An interesting thing about Golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse. 

Weekly Results 7th March 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Results 7th March 2020

Monthly Medal - Stroke.

Overall and Monthly Medal winner Tim Bond 57

Div.1 Winner Ricky Wright 61 Runner Up Len Evans 64.

Div. 2 Winner Ray Dart 62 Runner Up Gavin Todd 68 c/b.

Medal of Medallist Len Evans 64

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Jarrod Free 8/17^th Stewart Moore.

Super Pin; 7/16^th Len Evans, 4/13^th Marcus Skelly.

Late News Report. Gavin Todd’s ball on the 8^th hole is reported to have disappeared more than a club length down a rabbit burrow. It is understood his marker took sympathy on the unfortunate Gavin and gave him a free drop.

Wednesday 4^th March

Club Trophy – Stableford

18 Hole Winner Kathy Dance 40 Runner Up Alison Smith 39 C/b Pat Hardcastle 39

9 Hole Winner Alison Donaldson 15 Runner Up Pip Cardno 14 c/b Di Garcia 14
Nearest the Pin 2^nd Lyn Lyne, 7^th Pat Hardcastle, 5^th Lee Bennett.

Birdies Sally Siepen, Lee Bennett, Jenny Whittaker

Gobblers Sally Siepen X 2, Pat Hardcastle.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; John Cotton 27, Rick Dance29, Putts Rick Dance 11, John Cotton 11.

Friday; Tim Bond 31, Alvin Douglas 32, Kathy Dance 33, R Goodwin 33, Putts Ian Johnson 13, Tim Bond 13.

Future Events

11^th Ladies 4 ball better Ball

14^th Dart Family Sponsored Day – Stroke

18^th Ladies Stableford

21^st FOBS at Orford

Club Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me on his cell phone and told me he's on the 15th hole. How many more holes does he have to play before he gets to the 18th?