Weekly Results 19th October 2019

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Report 19th October 2019

Club Championships Round 1 - Stroke

A Grade Ricky Wright 73, Ray Flynn 73

B Grade Tim Bond 75, Ray Smith 80,

C Grade Jayden Coleman 82, Mike Woolveridge 82

Ladies A Grade Sally Siepen 83, Leza Thornton 83

Ladies B Grade Kathy Dance 90, Alison Smith 95.

Div. 1 Tim Bond 60 Rod Smith 62. Div. 2 Jayden Coleman 59, Mike Woolveridge 61

NTP 8/17^th Ricky Wright, 9/18^th Rick Dance Ladies 5/14^th Jan Darke

Super Pin 4/13^th Darryl Down 7/16^th Byron Anderson

Bottom of the Pack Alvin Douglas c/b

Wednesday16th October

Ladies – Stableford

18 hole; Winner Kathy Dance38, Runner up Sally Siepen 37.

9 Hole; Winner Judith Cleaver 14, Runner up Libby Wardlaw 14

NTP 18 Holers 3/12^th Val Kemp.

Birdies Jan Darke, Sally Siepen.

Gobblers Jo Whelan, Sally Siepen, Val Kemp.

Chicken Run

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Steve Kenney 31 Putts John Cotton 14 c/b

Friday; Tim Bond 26, Putts Tim Bond 13

Coming Events

23^rd Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

26^th Last Round Club Championships - Stroke

30^th Ladies – Stableford

2^nd Monthly Medal – Stroke

A teacher was taking her first lesson. “is the word spelt ‘Put’ or ‘Putt’?” she asked the instructor.

“’Putt’ is correct,” he replied. “’Put’ means to place a thing where you want it. ‘Putt’ means a vague attempt to do the same thing.” – Herbert V. Prochnow.

Weekly Results 12th October 2019

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Swansea Golf Club Report 12th October 2019

Canadian Foursomes

If you were not here, you missed a super day in sunny Swansea with the day’s event sponsored by the Swansea Men’s Probus Club..

Winners Alison Smith/Jim Miley 55 Runner up Paul Nunn/John McKenna 55.5 c/b

3^rd Steve Dart/Mal Sinclair 55.5 c/b, 4^th Ray Dart/Rick Dance 56.5

NTP 6/15^th Kathy Dance/Rod Smith, 8/17^th Roger Green/Jack Hardcastle.

Super Pin 7/16^th Roger Green/Jack Hardcastle, 4/13^th Len Evans.

Bottom of the Pack Rodger Green/Jack Hardcastle 71.5

Wednesday 9th October

Ladies – Eclectic

18 hole; Winner Jo Whelan 23 Runner up Sally Siepen 21

9 Hole; Winner Libby Wardlaw 13 Runner up Judy Cleaver 10

NTP 18 Holers 2/11^th Pat Hardcastle, 9 Holers 7^th Judy Cleaver

Birdies Jo Whelan, Sally Siepen.

Gobblers Jo Whelan, S Siepen, Pat Hardcastle

Chicken Run

Wednesday; Daryl Down 30, Mike Wolveridge 31 c/b Putts Matthew Gall 12

Friday; Rick Dance 30 c/b Putts Chris Weeding 13

Coming Events

16^th Ladies Stableford

19^th and 20^th - Club Championships 1st and 2^nd Rounds - Stroke

23^rd Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

26^th Club Championships Final Round – Stroke

A hacker, driving erratically from the tee at a country course, hit and killed a cow in the adjoining paddock, “Hell,” he yelled running up. “I’m terribly embarrassed! Can I replace her?”

“Dunno,” replied the farmer. “How many litres a day do YOU give?”

Weekly Results 5th October 2019

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Swansea Golf Club Report 28th September 2019

Monthly Medal Stroke

Back to normal, cool and windy conditions greeted the field this week. Firm but true and pacey greens made scoring difficult for some.

Monthly Medal Winner Jim Morris 59

Division One Winner Murray Lethborg 61 Runner up Rod Smith 63

Division Two Winner Sally Siepen 61 Runner up Jayden Coleman 65

NTP 2/11^th Glen Woods 9/18^th Ricky Wright

Super Pin 7/16^th Jan Darke 4/13^th Rick Dance

Encouragement Award Wayne Cargill

Wednesday 2^nd October

Ladies – Stroke

18 hole; Winner Joanna Whelan 61 Runner up Sally Siepen 63

9 Hole; Winner Judith Cleaver 36.5 Runner up Helen Hall 37.5

NTP 18 Holers 2/11^th Leza Thornton, 9 Holers 7^th Hellen Hall

Gobblers Joanna Whelan, Leza Thornton, Sally Siepen X 2

Thursday 3^rd October

A special day out with a Super Seniors event played in almost tropical conditions, organised and generously sponsored by JimMorris.

Teams; Winner Leza Thornton and John Quinn 65 c/b Runner Up Alison Smith and Jim Morris 65

Individual Ladies Winner Leza Thornton 34 Men’s Winner Jim Morris 40

Nearest the Pin 5/14th Rod Smith 7/16^th Rod Smith

Nearest the Tee 7/16^th Ray Dart

Chicken Run

Wednesday; Chris Weeding 29 Mike Wolveridge 30 c/b Putts Jerome Plunkett 12

Friday; Mal Sinclair 30, Ian Johnson 30 Putts Rick Dance 13

Up Coming Events

9^th Ladies Eclectic Stableford

12^th Canadian Foursomes sponsored by Probis

16^th Ladies Stableford

19^th Round One Club Championships

6^th November Wednesday Ladies AGM. All Members welcome

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. -- Phyllis Diller

Weekly Results 28th September 2019

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Swansea Golf Club Report 28th September 2019

Bad weather cancelled the monthly medal earlier in the month, but the replay sponsored by the Mah-Jong group was played in great conditions. The event started early so the non-Collingwood supporters could watch the Grand Final.

Monthly Medal Winner Howard Edgington 68

Division one Winner Ricky Wright 61 Runner up Rick Dance 63

Division Two Winner Ray Dart 62 Runner up Darryl Down 64

NTP 8/17th Ray Dart, 9/18th Fran Dowling

Super Pin 4/13th Tim Bond, 7/16 Steve Pearce

Encouragement Award Michael Stanfield

Wednesday 25th September

Ladies – Stroke

18 hole; Winner Jan Darke 64 Runner up Joanna Whelan 65

9 Hole; Winner Claire Franklin 35.5 Runner up Helen Hall 37.5

NTP 18 holers 5/14^th Leza Thornton

Gobblers Linden Harris X 2, Val Kemp

Chicken Run

Wednesday; John Quinn 29 c/b, J. Richards 29 c/b Putts Chris Weeding 11

Friday; Insufficient players

Up Coming Events

2^nd Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

3^rd Super Senior Special Event

5^th Monthly Medal - Stroke

9^th Ladies Eclectic - Stableford

From Tom Ramsey’s book, ‘It’s a Funny Game’. Sailor, long marooned on a desert island, watched a great looking blond float ashore on a barrel. “how about a cigarette?” she asked, reaching inside the barrel. “Wow!” “And how about a beer?” Wow, wow!” “Now – would you like to play around?” “Lady, don’t tell me you also got golf clubs in that barrel?”