Weekly Results 20th February 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 20th February 2021

            Today’s event was a Righties v Lefties played in warm conditions.

            Overall Winner         Jayden Coleman 40 c/b

            Div. 1 Winner            Rod Smith 39, Runner Up Jason Kerrison 36.           

            Div.2 Winner             Jim Morris 40 Runner Up Mal Sinclair 37.

            Nearest the Pin          2nd/11th Darren Cannan, 6th/15th Mal Sinclair.

            Super Pin.                  4th/13th Chris Down, 7th/16th Byron Anderson

            Next Week                 Generously sponsored by Wayne Cargill

Wednesday 17th February 2021

Ladies – Stableford

            Jennifer Johnson Trophy Winner Sally Siepen, Runner Up Libby Wardlaw

            18-Holers winner Jan Darke 37, runner up Lyn Lyne 36.

            9-Holers winner. Jane Cotton 15, runner up Karen Moran 12 c/b, Judith Cleaver 12..

            Nearest the Pin all comers 4th Jan Darke, 8th Jan Darke,

            Birdies Lyn Lyne.

            Gobblers Libby Wardlaw.

           

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Dick Goodwin 29.5, Chris Weeding 30, Ian Wallace, Putts Jayden Coleman

Friday, Mark Rowlands 31, Kathy Dance 34.5, Putts Rick Dance

The Headmaster was presiding at his school’s Sports Day while a celebrity guest waited to present prizes.

The Head droned through his standard set of cliches about parallels between sport and adult life awaiting his pupils. Sportsmanship was precious, he said, and would earn success and respect in every sort of job, just as it did in any sport the boys could imagine.

“Obviously not a golfer,” thought the VIP.

 

The Club will hold its 2021 Annual General Meeting at the clubrooms

Friday 26th of February 2021 at 7.00pm, Covid-19 restrictions will apply.

Weekly Results13th February 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 13th February 2021

            Today’s event was a 4 person Ambrose with a twist. Due to numbers, two teams had three players. The Walnut Farm – Websters were the generous sponsors of the Day

            Winners         Ricky Wright, Neil Mitchell, Kathy Dance, Rick Dance 50.625

            2nd                   Steve Mortimer, Matt Gall, Russell Dodge, Peter Dodge. 52

            3rd                   Miles Clark, Jerome Plunkett, Gavin Todd 52.167

            Nearest the Pin          2nd/11th Jason Kerrison, Paul Nunn, Val Kemp, Fran Dowling.

                                                6th/15th Kathy Dance, Rick Dance, Ricky Wright, Neil Mitchell.

                                                8th/17th Kathy Dance, Rick Dance, Ricky Wright, Neil Mitchell.

            Super Pin.                  4th/13th Rod Smith, 7th/16th Peter Lea

            Next Week                 Stableford Lefthanders v Righthanders

Wednesday 10th February 2021

Ladies - Stableford

            18-Holers winner Leza Thornton 40, runner up Lee Bennett 35.

            9-Holers winner. Jenny Whittaker 17, runner up Jane Cotton 16.

            Nearest the Pin 4th Jo Whelan, 6th Leza Thornton, 3rd Sally Siepen, 7th Alison Donaldson.

            Birdies Jo Whelan.

            Gobblers Jo Whelan, Libby Wardlaw.

           

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Russell Dodge 28. Jayden Coleman 29.5 Putts Howard Edgington 11.

Friday, Greg West 27.5, Liam Wright 29, Leza Thornton 30.5, Peter Lea 31.5 Putts Ricky Wright 11.

Did you know Up until the 1920’s two-wood golf clubs were referred to as “the brassie”. three-wood golf clubs were referred to as “the spoon”. four-wood golf clubs were referred to as “the baffy”, and five-wood golf clubs were referred to as “the clerk”.

The Club will hold its 2021 Annual General Meeting at the clubrooms

Friday 26th of February 2021 at 7.00pm, Covid-19 restrictions will apply.

Weekly Results 6th February 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 6th February 2021

            Today’s event was the February Monthly Medal. Even though the weather forecast was for wet windy conditions, everyone was greeted with a warm pleasant day.

            Monthly Medal Winner Fran Dowling 57.

            Div. 1 Winner Rick Dance 61, Runner Up Peter Lea 62.

            Div. 2 Winner Kathy Dance 65, Runner Up Jim Morris 66

            Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Dick Goodwin, 7th/16th Rick Dance, 9th/18th Jason Kerrison.

            Super Pin. 8th/17th Stephen Longey 6th/15th Steve Dart.

            Next Week 4 person Ambrose

Wednesday 3rd February 2021

Ladies - Stableford

            18-Holers winner Jan Darke 35, runner up Lyn Lyne 33.

            9-Holers winner. Jane Cotton 17, runner up Alison Donaldson 16.

            Nearest the Pin 8th Alison Smith, 6th Sally Siepen, 3rd Kathy Dance.

            Birdies Jan Darke.

            Gobblers Alison Smith, Karen Moran, Jan Darke.

           

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Barry Skeggs 29.5, Darryl Down 30, Tim Bond 30.5 Putts Rick Dance 13.

Friday, Stephen Mortimer 32, Howard Egerton 33 Putts Tony Johnstone 13

Two golfers took shelter beneath a giant pine tree neat Royal Canberra’s fourth hole to avoid a sudden thunderstorm.

One pulled out his scorecard. “what did you have on that last hole?”

“Six.”

CRASH! CRACK! THUNDER1 LIGHTNING!

“Better make that a seven.”

The Club will hold its 2021 Annual General Meeting at the clubrooms

Friday 26th of February 2021 at 7.00pm, Covid-19 restrictions will apply.

Weekly Results 30th January 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 30th January 2021

            Today’s event was a Fourball Multiplier played in warm fine conditions although a little damp after overnight rain.

            Winner on the Day. Jason Kerrison and Stewart Moore 76.

            2nd Ricky Wright and Jan Darke 68

            3rd Keith Breheny and Val Kemp 64

            Individual Scores  Keith Breheny, 42 Jason Kerrison 39, Ricky Wright 38, Steve Dart 36, Len Evans 36.

            Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Paul Nunn, 2nd/11th Ricky Wright, 9th/18th Jason Kerrison.

            Super Pin. 4th/13th Jason Kerrison, 7th/16 Ricky Wright

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Wednesday 27th January 2021

Ladies - Stroke

            18-Holers winner Lyn Lyne 64, Runner Up Libby Wardlaw 66

            9-Holers winner. Jane Cotton 31.5 Runner Up Helen Hall 38 c/b from Alison Donaldson.

            Nearest the Pin          4th Jane Cotton, 3rd Lyn Lyne, 6th Jan Darke, 8th Jan Darke.

            Birdies Lyn Lyne, Jan Darke.

            Gobblers Alison Smith, Libby Wardlaw, Lyn Lyne, Sally Siepen.

           

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, Mike Wooveridge 28.5, Russell Dodge 30 Putts Mike Woolveridge 11

Friday, Chris Weeding 33.5, Putts Peter Lea 12

“Why so late?”

“It’s Sunday. Tossed a coin between church and golf.”

“Why so late?”

“Hade to toss twelve times.”

The Club will hold its 2021 Annual General Meeting at the clubrooms Friday 26th of February 2021 at 7.00pm, Covid-19 restrictions will apply.

Weekly Results 23rd January 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 23rd January 2021

            Today’s event was a carry the flag played in warm conditions. Both Alvin Douglas and Jayden Coleman finished 18 holes tied and headed back down the first fairway to decide the victor. Both sprayed their drives, but it was adjudged Jayden was closest to the pin.

            Winner on the Day Jayden Coleman.

            Div. 1 Winner Tim Bond 62 Runner Up Jason Kerrison 64

            Div. 2 Winner Alvin Douglas 61, Runner Up John Quinn 63 c/b

            Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Ricky Wright 3rd/12th Peter Lea, 8th/7th Steve Dart..

            Super Pin. 4th/13th Steve Kenny, 7th/16 Stewart Moore.

Wednesday 20th January 2021

Ladies - Stableford

            18-Holers winner Alison Smith 34, Runner Up Joanna Whelan 32 c/b.

            9-Holers winner. Helen Hall 13, Runner Up Claire Franklin 12.

            Nearest the Pin 9th Helen Hall, 8th Jan Darke, 4th Sally Siepen, 3rd Alison Smith. 

           

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday, J. Tate 27, Russell Dodge 29, Rod Smith 29.5, Putts Keith Breheny 12.

Friday, Matt Gall 27.5, Shane Nichols 29.5, Putts Ian Johnson 13

The club had scheduled a husband-wife mixed fourball and the club’s champion appeared at the par-four first hole with his wife, a notoriously poor player.

He hit a beautiful drive 275 metres down the middle. She hooked the second shot deep into a clump of trees.

Unperturbed, he played a brilliant recovery shot which rolled to within a metre of the pin. She in turn jabbed at the ball and sent it 6 metres past the hole.

Without a a murmur, he lined up the long putt and managed to sink it. As they walked to the second tee he remarked. “we’ll have to do better, that was a bogey 5 you know.”

“Well don’t blame me,” she snarled, “I only took two of them.”

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