Weekly Results 21st February 2020

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Written by Paul Nunn

Swansea Golf Club Results 22nd February 2020

Stableford.

Overall Winner Ricky Wright 39

Div.1 Winner Peter Lea 38 Runner Up Tim Bond 35 c/b

Div. 2 Winner Tony Johnston 38, Runner Up Gavin Todd 37

Nearest the Pin; 2/11^th Rick Fulton. 8/17^th Len Evans.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Richard Bennett. 7/16^th Rick Fulton.

Wednesday 19^th February

Ladies No play due to rain.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; No Competition due to rain.

Friday; Darryl Down 30, Mal Sinclair 31,

Future Events

26^th Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

29^th Wayne Cargill and Murray Lethborg Sponsored Day – Stableford

4^th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

7^th Monthly Medal and Medal of Medallists - Stroke

New Committee for 2020-21, President Chris Howell, Vice-President Chris Weeding, Captain Rick Dance, Treasurer Sally Siepen, Secretary Paul Nunn, also Mal Sinclair, Bruce Digney, Angela Barden, Tony Johnston.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Weekly Results 15th February 2020

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Swansea Golf Club Results 15th February 2020

Left Handers v Right Handers Stableford.

Left Handers 381, Right Handers 377

Winner Ian Wallace 35 c/b, Runner Up John Quinn 35 c/b, 3^rd Jack Hardcastle 35,

4^th Jim Morris 33.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th 2^nd shot Ricky Wright. 8/17^th Jayden Coleman.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Len Evans 7/16^th a tie Jack Hardcastle, Rod Smith.

Wednesday 12^th February

Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 38, Runner Up Jan Darke 35.

9 Holers No Competition

Nearest the Pin 6/15^th 2^nd shot, Sally Siepen.

Birdies Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle.

Gobblers Pat Hardcastle, Sally Fletcher.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Mike Woolveridge 30, Putts John Cotton 12.

Friday; Greg West 27, Stewart Moore 29, Putts Gavin Todd 11.

Future Events

19^th Jennifer Johnston Trophy – Stableford

22^nd Stableford

26^th Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

29^th Wayne Cargill & Murray Lethborg Sponsored Day Stableford

Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. Alex comments to Jim, 'Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?' Jim gets about halfway there, turns and comes back so Alex asks, 'What's wrong?' Jim replies, 'One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.' Alex responds, 'That could be a problem. I'll go over and have a word.' He gets about halfway there, and he turns and comes back, too. So, Jim says, 'What's wrong?' Alex murmurs, 'Small world.'

Weekly Results 8th February 2020

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Swansea Golf Club Results 8th February 2020

Cool and overcast weather conditions did not deter a field of 44 who contested a very close Ambrose event, generously sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchards.

Winners; Jeff Cockerill, Terry Griggs, Matt Gall, Richard Bennett 49 c/b.

Runners Up; Jack Hardcastle, Lyn Lyne, Leza Thornton, Val Kemp 49.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th 2^nd shot Mark Hall, 9/18^th 2^nd shot in the hole Keith Brehney

Super Pin; 4/13^th Rick Dance 7/16^th Leza Thornton.

Wednesday 5^th February

Ladies Club Trophy - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 59 Runner Up Lee Bennett 61 c/b.

9 Holers Alison Donaldson 33 Runner Up Helen Hall 34.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 3rd Pat Hardcastle 9 Holers 7^th Di Garcia All Comers 4^th Jan Darke.

Birdies Sally Siepen X 2, Jan Darke.

Gobblers Di Sinclair, Jan Darke, Leza Thornton.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Tony Johnston 26, Chris Weeding30, Putts John Quinn 12.

Friday; Keith Brehney 29, Jan Darke 30, Stewart Moore 30, Eric Marshall 30 Putts Rick Dance.

Future Events

12^th Ladies Stableford

15^th Left/Right Hand Competition Day

19^th Jennifer Johnston Trophy - Stableford

22^nd Stableford

Alex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Amanda asks, why he doesn't include John Gumby in the games anymore?

Alex asks, 'Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?'

'Of course I wouldn't,' states Amanda.

'Well,’ mutters Alex, 'neither does John Gumby.'

Weekly Results 1st February 2020

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Swansea Golf Club Results 1st February 2020

Would you believe it? Something called rain turned up and upset the apple cart with more than half the field failing to finish their round. Of the stayers, the February Monthly Medal was deservedly won by a very damp Sally Siepen

Div. 1 Winner Ricky Wright 62 Runner Up Len Evans 64

Div. 2 Winner Keith Brehney 65 Runner Up Alison Smith 70.

Nearest the Pin; 8/17^th Ricky Wright, 9/18^th Alison Smith

Super Pin; 4/13^th Len Evans 7/16^th Alison Smith.

Wednesday 29th January

Ladies Stableford

18 Holers Winner Angela Barden 39, Runner Up Kathy Dance 37.

9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 15 Runner Up Pip Cardo 10.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 8^th Lyn Lyne, 9 Holers 7^th Helen Hall.

Birdies Jan Darke, Lee Bennett

Gobblers Kathy Dance, Di Garcia.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mike Woolveridge 27, Ian Wallace 28, Rick Dance 28. Putts Mal Sinclair 12.

Friday; Chris Weeding 28, Steve Kenney 29, Putts Howard Edginton

Cumming Events

5^th Ladies Club Trophy Stroke

8^th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchard

12^th Ladies Stableford

18^th Left/Right hand Competition Stableford

A couple met while holidaying on the Gold Coast and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

“It’s only fair to warn you Jody,” the man confessed. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”

“Well, since you’re being honest, so will I.” Jody said. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see.” The man said, frowning. He thought for a few moments  and then brightened and smiled. “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”