Published: Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:49
Swansea Golf Club Results 20th November 2021.
Today’s event was the 4th and final round of the annual FOBS interclub competition played at the Bicheno Golf Club.. Unfortunately, results were not available. It is anticipated a full roundup will be available next week.
Next Week Ambrose
Wednesday 17th November 2021
Lady’s Mid-week Canadian Foursomes
No results available
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Chris Weeding 29, Rick Fulton 29, Ian Wallace 32 c/b.
Putts Rod Smith 13
Friday Ricky Wright 28, Tim Bond 30.5,
Putts Ricky Wright 12 c/b.
The older I get the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face. – Jack Nicklaus.
You don’t know what pressure is until you’ve played five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket – Lee Trevino.
When he gets the ball into a tough place, that’s when he’s most relaxed. I think it’s because he has so much experience at it. – Jack Lemmon’s caddie
Published: Saturday, 06 November 2021 16:59
Swansea Golf Club Results 6th November 2021.
Today’s Event was the November Monthly Medal conducted in excellent conditions.
Monthly Medal Winner Greg West 59.
Runner Up Derek Ring 60, 3rd Jack Hardcastle 64.
Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Jack Hardcastle, 9th/18th Adam Wilson.
Super Pin 7th/16th Rick Dance
Trophy Presentation Night Saturday 13th November. $35.00 per person. Bookings essential due to Covid-19 limitations
Wednesday 3rd November 2021
Lady’s Mid-week Stableford
18-Holers Winner Sally Siepen 33 c/b, Runner Joanna Whelan 33.
9-Holers Winner Jennifer Whittaker 23, Runner Up Helen Hall 13.
Nearest the Pin 3rd Sally Siepen,4th Joanna Whittaker, 7th Judith Cleaver, 8th Allison Smith
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Chris Weeding 30, Steve Mortimer 31, Putts John Quinn 14.
Friday Steve Mortimer 29, Derek Ring 31 c/b, Len Evans 31 c/b.
Putts Len Evans 11.
A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play.
But on the ninth green, something terrible happens. The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green.
"Oh no," the husband exclaims, "you're having a heart attack!"
"Help me, dear," the wife implores, "find a doctor."
The husband runs off as fast as he can to find a doctor. He returns to the green quickly, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and glares at him. "I'm dying over here and you're putting!?" she asks incredulously.
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly. "I found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" the wife valiantly asks.
"No time at all," her husband answers, while practicing his stroke. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."