Weekly results 7th August 2021

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Published: Saturday, 07 August 2021 17:14

Swansea Golf Club Result 7^th August 2021.

Precipitation dampened the enthusiasm of many and only a small number finished the August Monthly Medal

Medal Winner           Darryl Down 66, Runner Up Steve Mortimer 67, Followed by Peter Coon 69, and Corry Van Den Broek 70. Honourable mention to the other finishers.

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11^th Steve Mortimer, 7^th/16^th Sally Siepen, 9^th/18^th Peter Coon.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Max Hall, 8^th/17^th Jackpot.

Wednesday 28th July 2021

Ladies Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Val Kemp 32, Runner Up Sally Siepen 31 c/b.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 21, Runner Up Pip Cardno 16.

Nearest the Pin          3^rd/12^th Sally Siepen 8^th/17^th Sally Siepen,

                                    9-holers 7^th Di Garcia, 4^th Jane Cotton,

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Derek Ring 26, Mitchel Baxter 28.5, Mike Woolveridge 31.5.

                                    Putts Jayden Coleman 13.

Friday                        David Brown 30.5, Corry Van Den Broek 31, Putts David Brown 11.

“Late again, Sorry.”

“You and your ‘golf buddy’ Harry both give me a swift pain. What’s the excuse, this time?”

“Nothing but delays, delays – all day. Harry’s car had a flat on the way to the course. An enormous line waiting to tee off. The thunderstorm, the hailstorm. The air raid alert. Harry dropping dead on the 12^th green.”

“Harry dropping dead?”

“yup. And after that, it was just hit the ball drag Harry…hit the ball …..drag Harry all afternoon.”

Weekly Results 24th July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 24 July 2021 17:57

Swansea Golf Club Result 24th July 2021.

Cool but pleasant conditions greeted players for a stableford event generously sponsored by the Qigong Group.

Winner.                      Russell Dodge 42, 2nd Peter Thomas 40, 3^rd Tim Bond 36,

                                    4^th Matt Gall 35.         

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11^th Keith Breheny, 8^th/17^th David Brown, 9^th/18^th Matt Gall.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Peter Thomas, 7^th/16^th Max Hall

Birdie Bonus               Peter Thomas

Eagle’s Nest                Keith Breheny 2^nd Hole

Next Week                 Lyne Trophy – Sponsored by Springvale         Stroke

Wednesday 21st July 2021

Ladies Round 2 of Championships

Round 2 Results.

18-Holers                   Winner Joanna Whelan 60, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Dorothy Morey 32, Runner Up Alison Donaldson 36 c/b

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 2^nd Sally Siepen, 8^th Linda Lowe, 9-holers 4^th Jane Cotton,

                                    7^th Di Garcia

Next Week                 3^rd and Final Round of Championships

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Ian Wallace 29.5, John Cotton 30, Barry Skeggs 30.5 c/b, Russell Dodge 30.5

                                    Paul Morris 30.5 Putts John Cotton 10.

Friday                        Gavin Todd 28.5 Putts Tim Bond 16.

“You don’t mind carrying all our bags, do you?” a threesome asked a caddy at Peekskill, NY’s Mohanasic Golf Course.

“No problem,” replied the youngster, “just so long as you sling a couple of concrete blocks around my neck”.

“What for?”

“Just to keep me from breaking into a run.”

Weekly Results 30th July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 31 July 2021 17:38

Swansea Golf Club Result 31st July 2021.

Lyne Family Trophy – Generously Sponsored by Springvale Vineyard - Stroke

Winner.                      Men Corry Van Den Broek 61, Runner Up Jim Morris 62.

                                    Ladies Lyn Lyne 64, Runner Up Sally Siepen 66.

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11^th Jason Kerrison, 6^th/15^th Dale Williams

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Len Evans, 7^th/15^th Peter Lea.

Next Week                 Monthly Medal - Stroke

Wednesday 28th July 2021

Ladies Round 3 of Mid-week Championships & Alison Donaldson Trophy

Round 3 Results.

18-Holers                   Winner Joanna Whelan 64 c/b, Runner Up Valda Kemp 64.

9-Holers                     Winner Philippa Cardno 30, Runner Up Sally Fletcher 34.

Championship           18-holeWinner Jo Whelan 192 Runner Up Lyn Lyne 200

                                    9-hole Winner Pip Cardno 97, Runner Up Jane Cotton 111.5

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 3^rd/12^th Pat Hardcastle, 7^th 16^th Jo Whelan,

                                    9-holers 7^th Sally Fletcher, 4^th Sally Fletcher,

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Darryl Down 29.5. Putts Darryl Down 12.

Friday                        Chris Weeding 28.5, Dale Williams 30.5 Putts Chris Weeding 11

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Weekly Results 17th July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:02

Swansea Golf Club Result 17th July 2021.

Very pleasant conditions greeted the players engaged in the somewhat unusual Par event for the annual ‘Cotton Trophy’, Prizes were generously provided by Kelvedon Estate Vineyard.

Winner.                      Steve Mortimer +2, Runner Up Lynda Lowe Square, 3^rd Rick Dance -1        

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd Peter Lea, 3^rd/12^th Steve Dart, 8^th/17^th Rick Dance.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Sally Siepen, 7^th/16^th Rick Dance.

Next Week                  Qigong Group Sponsored Day also 2^nd Play-off round for the

                                    Morris Memorial Trophy.

Wednesday 14^th July 2021

Ladies Round 1 of Championships

18-Holers                   Winner Pat Hardcastle 64 c/b, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 64.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 31, Runner Up Karen Moran 32.

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 5^th Alison Smith, 7^th Jo Whelan, 9-holers 8^th Di Sinclair.

Birdies                        Alison Smith, Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle, Pip Cardno.

Gobblers                    Lyn Lyne, Pat Hardcastle.

Next Week                 Round 2. of the 3-week, mid-week lady’s championship

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Steve Kenny 27, Peter Lea 31, Danny Elmer 315 c/b Putts Peter Lea 13 c/b

Friday                        Richard Ward 30, Kathy Dance 30.5 c/b Putts Richard Ward 11.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

 A golfer standing at a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”