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Weekly Results 29th February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 29th February 2020

The day’s Stableford event played in perfect sunny conditions, was generously sponsored by Wayne Cargill and Murray Lethborg.

Overall Winner Max Hall 40

Div.1 Winner Tim Bond 37, Runner Up Rick Fulton 35.

Div. 2 Winner Darryl Down 37, Runner Up Ray Dart 36.

Nearest The Pin 8/17th Barry Skeggs, 9/18th Rod Smith, 6/15th Ricky Wright 5/14th Sally Siepen.

Super Pin 7/16th Jim Morris, 4/15th Paul Nunn

Wednesday 26th February

Ladies Monthly Medal Stroke

Rain again reduced the number of players.

Winner Lee Bennett 59 Runner Up Sally Siepen 67 c/b

Nearest the Pin 3rd Alison Smith 5th Lee Bennett

Gobblers Val Kemp

There was no 9 Hole Competition.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mal Sinclair 28, Peter Lea 31, Putts Mal Sinclair 10, Peter Lea 12.

Friday; Peter Lea 28, Chris Weeding 32, Keith Breheny 32, Steve Kenny 32, Putts Chris Weeding 12, Peter Lea 12.

Future Events

4th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

7th Monthly Medal and Medal of Medallists – Stroke, Rolling Start from 10.30.

11th Ladies 4 ball better Ball

14th Dart Family Sponsored Day – Stroke

Nick was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.  Molly, his wife told him, 'Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.'

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.  She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for Nick have been set for Saturday at his favourite golf course.

Weekly Results 21st February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 22nd February 2020


Overall Winner Ricky Wright 39

Div.1 Winner Peter Lea 38 Runner Up Tim Bond 35 c/b

Div. 2 Winner Tony Johnston 38, Runner Up Gavin Todd 37

Nearest the Pin; 2/11th Rick Fulton. 8/17th Len Evans.

Super Pin; 4/13th Richard Bennett. 7/16th Rick Fulton.

Wednesday 19th February

Ladies No play due to rain.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; No Competition due to rain.

Friday; Darryl Down 30, Mal Sinclair 31,

Future Events

26th Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

29th Wayne Cargill and Murray Lethborg Sponsored Day – Stableford

4th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

7th Monthly Medal and Medal of Medallists - Stroke

New Committee for 2020-21, President Chris Howell, Vice-President Chris Weeding, Captain Rick Dance, Treasurer Sally Siepen, Secretary Paul Nunn, also Mal Sinclair, Bruce Digney, Angela Barden, Tony Johnston.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Weekly Results 8th February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 8th February 2020

Cool and overcast weather conditions did not deter a field of 44 who contested a very close Ambrose event, generously sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchards.

Winners; Jeff Cockerill, Terry Griggs, Matt Gall, Richard Bennett 49 c/b.

Runners Up; Jack Hardcastle, Lyn Lyne, Leza Thornton, Val Kemp 49.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th 2nd shot Mark Hall, 9/18th 2nd shot in the hole Keith Brehney

Super Pin; 4/13th Rick Dance 7/16th Leza Thornton.

Wednesday 5th February

Ladies Club Trophy - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 59 Runner Up Lee Bennett 61 c/b.

9 Holers Alison Donaldson 33 Runner Up Helen Hall 34.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 3rd Pat Hardcastle 9 Holers 7th Di Garcia All Comers 4th Jan Darke.

Birdies Sally Siepen X 2, Jan Darke.

Gobblers Di Sinclair, Jan Darke, Leza Thornton.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Tony Johnston 26, Chris Weeding30, Putts John Quinn 12.

Friday; Keith Brehney 29, Jan Darke 30, Stewart Moore 30, Eric Marshall 30 Putts Rick Dance.

Future Events

12th Ladies Stableford

15th Left/Right Hand Competition Day

19th Jennifer Johnston Trophy - Stableford

22nd Stableford

Alex comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife Amanda asks, why he doesn't include John Gumby in the games anymore?

Alex asks, 'Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears outrageously over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?'

'Of course I wouldn't,' states Amanda.

'Well,’ mutters Alex, 'neither does John Gumby.'

Weekly Results 15th February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 15th February 2020

Left Handers v Right Handers Stableford.

Left Handers 381, Right Handers 377

Winner Ian Wallace 35 c/b, Runner Up John Quinn 35 c/b, 3rd Jack Hardcastle 35,

4th Jim Morris 33.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th 2nd shot Ricky Wright. 8/17th Jayden Coleman.

Super Pin; 4/13th Len Evans 7/16th a tie Jack Hardcastle, Rod Smith.

Wednesday 12th February

Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 38, Runner Up Jan Darke 35.

9 Holers No Competition

Nearest the Pin 6/15th 2nd shot, Sally Siepen.

Birdies Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle.

Gobblers Pat Hardcastle, Sally Fletcher.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Mike Woolveridge 30, Putts John Cotton 12.

Friday; Greg West 27, Stewart Moore 29, Putts Gavin Todd 11.

Future Events

19th Jennifer Johnston Trophy – Stableford

22nd Stableford

26th Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

29th Wayne Cargill & Murray Lethborg Sponsored Day Stableford

Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. Alex comments to Jim, 'Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?' Jim gets about halfway there, turns and comes back so Alex asks, 'What's wrong?' Jim replies, 'One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.' Alex responds, 'That could be a problem. I'll go over and have a word.' He gets about halfway there, and he turns and comes back, too. So, Jim says, 'What's wrong?' Alex murmurs, 'Small world.'

Weekly Results 1st February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 1st February 2020

Would you believe it? Something called rain turned up and upset the apple cart with more than half the field failing to finish their round. Of the stayers, the February Monthly Medal was deservedly won by a very damp Sally Siepen

Div. 1 Winner Ricky Wright 62 Runner Up Len Evans 64

Div. 2 Winner Keith Brehney 65 Runner Up Alison Smith 70.

Nearest the Pin; 8/17th Ricky Wright, 9/18th Alison Smith

Super Pin; 4/13th Len Evans 7/16th Alison Smith.

Wednesday 29th January

Ladies Stableford

18 Holers Winner Angela Barden 39, Runner Up Kathy Dance 37.

9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 15 Runner Up Pip Cardo 10.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 8th Lyn Lyne, 9 Holers 7th Helen Hall.

Birdies Jan Darke, Lee Bennett

Gobblers Kathy Dance, Di Garcia.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mike Woolveridge 27, Ian Wallace 28, Rick Dance 28. Putts Mal Sinclair 12.

Friday; Chris Weeding 28, Steve Kenney 29, Putts Howard Edginton

Cumming Events

5th Ladies Club Trophy Stroke

8th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchard

12th Ladies Stableford

18th Left/Right hand Competition Stableford

A couple met while holidaying on the Gold Coast and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

“It’s only fair to warn you Jody,” the man confessed. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”

“Well, since you’re being honest, so will I.” Jody said. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see.” The man said, frowning. He thought for a few moments  and then brightened and smiled. “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

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