Published: Saturday, 18 January 2020 17:49
Swansea Golf Club Results 18th January 2020
In mild overcast conditions, the members competed for the Annual Summer Cup, stableford event generously sponsored by Knight Frank Real Estate.
Winner by the length of the straight Jerome (Cheeky) Plunket 47 Runner up Paul Nunn 41 Others not quite good enough Fran Dowling 39, Stewart Moore 38, Elton Broderick 36, John Cotton 36
Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Ricky Wright, 8/17th Jo Robinson.
Super Pin; 4/13th Murray Lethborg 7/16th Elton Broderick
Wednesday 8th January
Winning Team Katherine Bore, Judith Cleaver, Lee Bennett 56.5
Runners Up Alison Smith, Linden Harris, Clair Franklin, Val Kemp 57,5
Nearest the Pin 4th Katherine Bore, 5th Dianne Sinclair.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Rick Dance 30, Putts Rick Dance 12, Alvin Douglas 12, Greg West 12.
Friday; Alvin Douglas 30, Gavin Todd 31, Rick Dance 31, Jan Darke 31, Putts Mark Hall 11.
22nd Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke
29th Ladies Stroke
1st Monthly Medal – Stroke
A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swipe. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied:” Got here in two, didn't I ?
The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.
Published: Saturday, 04 January 2020 18:07
Swansea Golf Club Report 4th January 2020
Happy New Year to everyone.
The first competition day of the year was a Monthly Medal stroke event played in warm, windy and smoky conditions but still no rain.
Monthly Medal Winner Darryl Down 58 Nett
Div. 1 Winner Dale Williams 59 Runner Up Steve Dart 59.
Div. 2 Winner Byron Anderson 59 Runner Up Jan Darke 60 c/b
Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Steve Dart 8/17th Dale Williams
Super Pin; 4/13th Darryl Down 7/16th Richard Ward
Resumes Wednesday 8th January
8th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke
11th Canadian Foursomes
15th Ladies Ambrose
18th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank – Stableford
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
” I don't know -- put me down for a five."