Results 27th November 2021

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Published: Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:11

Swansea Golf Club Results 27^th November 2021.

Today’s event was an Ambrose played in perfect weather and very generously sponsored by the Swansea Pharmacy

Winners                     Rick Fulton, Shane Bartel, Jason Kerrison, Paul Morris 46.75

Runners Up               Kathy Dance, Rick Dance, Christine Ring, Derek Ring. 47.5

Nearest the Pin          9^th/18^th Ricky Wright

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Ricky Fulton, 7^th/16^th Paul Nunn

Next Week                 December Monthly Medal – Stroke

20^th November 2021

Results of the 4^th and final round of the annual FOBS inter club competition played at Bicheno Golf Club. A very large field competed, with the overall winners and congratulations to Orford Golf Club The final totals were, Orford 539 followed by Swansea 512 Freycinet 489 and Bicheno 466.

Swansea Best Scores Men Tim Bond 38, Runner Up Jason Kerrison 37,

                                    Ladies Alison Smith 29

Wednesday 24^th November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week - Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Kathy Dance 61, Runner Up Joanna Whelan 62 c/b.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 34 c/b, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker 34.

Nearest the Pin          4^th Jennifer Whittaker, 5^th Pat Hardcastle, 7^th Joanna Whelan, 8^th Pip Cardno.

CONGRATULATIONS Joanna Whelan HOLE in ONE 7^th hole

Wednesday 17^th November 2021

Ladies Canadian Foursomes - Delayed Results

18-Holers                    Winners Lee Bennett & Christine Ring 61.5,

                                    Runners Up Sally Siepen & Alison Smith 63.5.

9-Holers                      Winners Jennifer Whittaker & Pip Cardno 30.25.

                                    Runners Up Lynden Harris & Helen Hall 40

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Greg West 27.5, Rod Smith 30.5 Putts Greg West 12.

Friday                        Christine Ring 28, Derek Ring 30, Ricky Fulton 31.

                                    Putts Shane Bartel 13 c/b

Weekly Results 13th November 2021

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Published: Saturday, 13 November 2021 16:45

Swansea Golf Club Results 13^th November 2021.

Today’s Event was a stableford played under threatening but fortunately dry skies.

Winner                       Chris Whelan 41.

Runner Up                 Rick Dance 38 c/b, 3^rd Tim Bond 38.

Nearest the Pin          7^th/16^th Rick Fulton, 9^th/18^th Jason Kerrison

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Fran Dowling

Birdie Bonus              Rick Fulton

Eagle’s Nest               Peter Coon

Next Week                 FOBS at Bicheno 9.30 for 10.00 start

Wednesday 10^th November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Allison Smith 67, Runner Up Sally Siepen 68.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 35, Runner Up Pip Cardno 36.

Nearest the Pin          4^th Jennifer Whittaker, 5^th Sally Siepen, 7^th Jane Cotton,

                                    9^th Sally Siepen.

Gobblers                    Allison Smith, Kathy Dance.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Wash Out       

Friday                        Howard Edginton 30, Rick Dance 31.5, Putts Stewart Moore        

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight.

This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you’ve done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can’t do this all the time.

The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke.

Weekly Results 20th November 2021

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Published: Saturday, 20 November 2021 18:49

Swansea Golf Club Results 20^th November 2021.

Today’s event was the 4^th and final round of the annual FOBS interclub competition played at the Bicheno Golf Club.. Unfortunately, results were not available. It is anticipated a full roundup will be available next week.

Next Week                 Ambrose

Wednesday 17^th November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Canadian Foursomes

No results available

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Chris Weeding 29, Rick Fulton 29, Ian Wallace 32 c/b.

                                    Putts Rod Smith 13

Friday                        Ricky Wright 28, Tim Bond 30.5,

                                    Putts Ricky Wright 12 c/b.

The older I get the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face. – Jack Nicklaus.

You don’t know what pressure is until you’ve played five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket – Lee Trevino.

When he gets the ball into a tough place, that’s when he’s most relaxed. I think it’s because he has so much experience at it. – Jack Lemmon’s caddie

Weekly Results 6th November 2021

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Published: Saturday, 06 November 2021 16:59

Swansea Golf Club Results 6^th November 2021.

Today’s Event was the November Monthly Medal conducted in excellent conditions.

Monthly Medal Winner Greg West 59.

Runner Up Derek Ring 60, 3^rd Jack Hardcastle 64.

Nearest the Pin 4^th/13^th Jack Hardcastle, 9th/18^th Adam Wilson.

Super Pin 7th/16th Rick Dance

Trophy Presentation Night Saturday 13^th November. $35.00 per person. Bookings essential due to Covid-19 limitations

Wednesday 3^rd November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 33 c/b, Runner Joanna Whelan 33.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 23, Runner Up Helen Hall 13.

Nearest the Pin          3^rd Sally Siepen,4^th Joanna Whittaker, 7^th Judith Cleaver, 8^th Allison Smith

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Chris Weeding 30, Steve Mortimer 31, Putts John Quinn 14.

Friday                        Steve Mortimer 29, Derek Ring 31 c/b, Len Evans 31 c/b.

                                    Putts Len Evans 11.                          

A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play.

But on the ninth green, something terrible happens. The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green.

"Oh no," the husband exclaims, "you're having a heart attack!"

"Help me, dear," the wife implores, "find a doctor."

The husband runs off as fast as he can to find a doctor. He returns to the green quickly, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and glares at him. "I'm dying over here and you're putting!?" she asks incredulously.

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly. "I found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" the wife valiantly asks.

"No time at all," her husband answers, while practicing his stroke. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."