weekly Results 4th December 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 4th December 2021.

A smaller than normal field contested the December Monthly Medal played in windy and cool conditions.

Medal Winner           Steve Mortimer 62 c/b

Runner Up                 Chris Whelan 62 . 3rd Dale Williams 65 c/b.

Nearest the Pin          4th/13th Peter Lea, 9th/18th Mitchell Baxter.

Super Pin                   7th/16th Stewart Moore.

Wednesday 1st December 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 39, Runner Up Christine Ring 37.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 17, Runner Up Jane Cotton 14..

Nearest the Pin          5th Sally Siepen, 8th Jane Cotton, 9th Karen Moran.

Birdies                        Lee Bennett, Kathy Dance, Jan Darke

Gobblers                    Lee Bennett


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Paul Morris 30, Rod Smith 31.5, Putts Ian Johnson 12

Friday                        Alvin Douglas 27, Peter Dodge 27, Karen Moran 27.

                                    Putts Ian Johnson 12.

Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt.

Golf is a plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment of man’s sins.

The greatest liar in the world is the golfer who claims to play the game merely for exercise.


Results 27th November 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 27th November 2021.

Today’s event was an Ambrose played in perfect weather and very generously sponsored by the Swansea Pharmacy

Winners                     Rick Fulton, Shane Bartel, Jason Kerrison, Paul Morris 46.75

Runners Up               Kathy Dance, Rick Dance, Christine Ring, Derek Ring. 47.5

Nearest the Pin          9th/18th Ricky Wright

Super Pin                   4th/13th Ricky Fulton, 7th/16th Paul Nunn

Next Week                 December Monthly Medal – Stroke

20th November 2021

Results of the 4th and final round of the annual FOBS inter club competition played at Bicheno Golf Club. A very large field competed, with the overall winners and congratulations to Orford Golf Club The final totals were, Orford 539 followed by Swansea 512 Freycinet 489 and Bicheno 466.

Swansea Best Scores Men Tim Bond 38, Runner Up Jason Kerrison 37,

                                    Ladies Alison Smith 29

Wednesday 24th November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week - Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Kathy Dance 61, Runner Up Joanna Whelan 62 c/b.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 34 c/b, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker 34.

Nearest the Pin          4th Jennifer Whittaker, 5th Pat Hardcastle, 7th Joanna Whelan, 8th Pip Cardno.

CONGRATULATIONS Joanna Whelan HOLE in ONE 7th hole

Wednesday 17th November 2021

Ladies Canadian Foursomes - Delayed Results

18-Holers                    Winners Lee Bennett & Christine Ring 61.5,

                                    Runners Up Sally Siepen & Alison Smith 63.5.

9-Holers                      Winners Jennifer Whittaker & Pip Cardno 30.25.

                                    Runners Up Lynden Harris & Helen Hall 40


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Greg West 27.5, Rod Smith 30.5 Putts Greg West 12.

Friday                        Christine Ring 28, Derek Ring 30, Ricky Fulton 31.

                                    Putts Shane Bartel 13 c/b

Weekly Results 20th November 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 20th November 2021.

Today’s event was the 4th and final round of the annual FOBS interclub competition played at the Bicheno Golf Club.. Unfortunately, results were not available. It is anticipated a full roundup will be available next week.

Next Week                 Ambrose

Wednesday 17th November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Canadian Foursomes

No results available


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Chris Weeding 29, Rick Fulton 29, Ian Wallace 32 c/b.

                                    Putts Rod Smith 13

Friday                        Ricky Wright 28, Tim Bond 30.5,

                                    Putts Ricky Wright 12 c/b.

The older I get the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face. – Jack Nicklaus.

You don’t know what pressure is until you’ve played five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket – Lee Trevino.

When he gets the ball into a tough place, that’s when he’s most relaxed. I think it’s because he has so much experience at it. – Jack Lemmon’s caddie


Weekly Results 13th November 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 13th November 2021.

Today’s Event was a stableford played under threatening but fortunately dry skies.

Winner                       Chris Whelan 41.

Runner Up                 Rick Dance 38 c/b, 3rd Tim Bond 38.

Nearest the Pin          7th/16th Rick Fulton, 9th/18th Jason Kerrison

Super Pin                   4th/13th Fran Dowling

Birdie Bonus              Rick Fulton

Eagle’s Nest               Peter Coon

Next Week                 FOBS at Bicheno 9.30 for 10.00 start

Wednesday 10th November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Allison Smith 67, Runner Up Sally Siepen 68.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 35, Runner Up Pip Cardno 36.

Nearest the Pin          4th Jennifer Whittaker, 5th Sally Siepen, 7th Jane Cotton,

                                    9th Sally Siepen.

Gobblers                    Allison Smith, Kathy Dance.


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Wash Out       

Friday                        Howard Edginton 30, Rick Dance 31.5, Putts Stewart Moore        


The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight.

This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you’ve done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can’t do this all the time.

The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke.

Weekly Results 6th November 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 6th November 2021.

Today’s Event was the November Monthly Medal conducted in excellent conditions.

Monthly Medal Winner Greg West 59.

Runner Up Derek Ring 60, 3rd Jack Hardcastle 64.

Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Jack Hardcastle, 9th/18th Adam Wilson.

Super Pin 7th/16th Rick Dance

Trophy Presentation Night Saturday 13th November. $35.00 per person. Bookings essential due to Covid-19 limitations

Wednesday 3rd November 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 33 c/b, Runner Joanna Whelan 33.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 23, Runner Up Helen Hall 13.

Nearest the Pin          3rd Sally Siepen,4th Joanna Whittaker, 7th Judith Cleaver, 8th Allison Smith


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Chris Weeding 30, Steve Mortimer 31, Putts John Quinn 14.

Friday                        Steve Mortimer 29, Derek Ring 31 c/b, Len Evans 31 c/b.

                                    Putts Len Evans 11.                          


A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play.

But on the ninth green, something terrible happens. The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green.

"Oh no," the husband exclaims, "you're having a heart attack!"

"Help me, dear," the wife implores, "find a doctor."

The husband runs off as fast as he can to find a doctor. He returns to the green quickly, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and glares at him. "I'm dying over here and you're putting!?" she asks incredulously.

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly. "I found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" the wife valiantly asks.

"No time at all," her husband answers, while practicing his stroke. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

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