Weekly Results 26th June 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 26th June 2021.

Great weather for the playing of the Bill Coleman Bicentennial Shield.

Winner           Peter Dodge 42, Runner Up Byron Anderson 38, 3rd Mitchell Baxter 37 c/b,

                        4th Jason Kerrison 37.

Nearest the Pin.         2nd/11th Mitchell Baxter, 3rd/12th Maurice Bank, 8th/17th Gavin Todd.

Super Pin                   4th/13th Peter Lea, 7th/16th Ian Johnson.

Birdie Bonus              Maurice Banks

Wednesday 23rd June May 2021

Ladies Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Alison Smith 68, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 69.

9-Holers                     Winner Jenny Whittaker 34, Runner Up Pip Cardno 37 c/b, Dot Morey 37.

Nearest the Pin          6th Alison Smith, 7th Jenny Whittaker.

Gobblers                    Sally Fletcher.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,   Dick Goodwin 27.5, Max Hall 27.5, Russell Dodge 28.5 Putts Max Hall 11.

                                   

Friday,           Howard Edginton 27, Gavin Todd 27.5 Putts Gavin Todd 12.                                                         

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

Finnegin:  My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her out of it.
Keenan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?

Finnegin: Waitin' for me to come home.

Weekly Results 19th June 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 19th June 2021.

A wet week produced a very wet course for the players who competed in a Stableford event generously sponsored by the Ladies Friday Craft Group.

Overall                       Winner Sally Siepen 36.

Div. 1                         Winner Jason Kerrison 35 c/b, Runner Up Jack Hardcastle 35 c/b.

Div. 2                         Winner Jim Morris 32 c/b, Runner Up Chris Weeding 32 c/b.

Nearest the Pin.         2nd/11th Jason Kerrison, 7th/16th Mitchell Baxter, 8th/17th Stuart Moore,

                                    9th/18th Max Hall,

Super Pin                   4th/13th Ricky Wright.

Wednesday 16th June May 2021

Ladies Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Kathy Dance 33 Runner Up Joanna Whelan 29

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 18, Runner Up Clair Franklin 8.

Nearest the Pin          4th Kathy Dance

Gobblers                    Pat Hardcastle, Pip Cardno, Jan Darke, Joanna Whelan

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Paul Morris 31, John Cotton 32.5, Rick Dance 32.5

                                    Putts John Cotton 12.

Friday,                       Insufficient Starters.                          

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope: "DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up.

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand!' shouted Reilly.  'Does that mean I can keep the money?'

It’s been another wet week.

Results 14th June 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 14th June 2021.

Canadian Foursomes

Winners Max Hall & Alison Smith 56.5

Runners Up Rick Dance & Kathy Dance 59

3rd Ricky Wright & Jan Darke 62 c/b

Nearest the Pin 4th/13 Rick Dance, 8th/17th Rick Dance, 9th/18th Kathy Dance.

Super Pin 7th/16th Dick Goodwin.

Results 13th June 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 13th June 2021.

Sunday the 13th (Lucky for some) Canadian Foursomes.

Proudly sponsored by Clennett’s Mitre 10 Trade Centre

Best Gross Ricky Wright & Mark Hall 59

Winners Ricky Wright & Mark Hall 55

Runners Up Rick Dance & Peter Rolle 57

3rd Corry Van Den Broek & Peter Dodge 60

Nearest the Pin 3rd/12th Peter Dodge, 4th/13th Ricky Wright,

5th/14th Mark Hall 7th/16th Rick Dance

Super Pin Jayden Coleman

Weekly Results 12th June 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 12th June 2021.

Welcome rain for the farmers but not the best for golfers. The hardy souls still turned out to compete in the first of three days of long weekend action. Today’s event was stroke with generous sponsorship from Drummond Golf.

Gross                          winner Peter Lea 68, Runner up Garry Quarrell 69.

Div. 1 Nett                  winner Derrick McPherson 68 c/b, Runner up Rick Dance 68 c/b

Div. 2 Nett                  winner Sally Siepen 63 c/b, Miles Clark 63.

Nearest the Pin with trophies generously donated by local wineries. 3rd/12th Peter Lea,  4th/13th Jason Kerrison, 5th/14th Mark Hall, 8th/17th Derrick McPherson.

Super Pin                   Shane Wright.

Wednesday 9th June May 2021

Ladies - No Scores Available

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Matt Gall 32 Putts B O’Dowd 15, Matt Gall 15.

                                  

Friday,                       Insufficient Starters.     

                     

Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they decide to take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

Mick goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy", he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
Mick says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".

Its been a wet week.

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