- Written by Paul Nunn
Swansea Golf Club Results 30th October 2021.
Today’s Event was a Canadian Foursomes. Although it did not Rain, conditions were damp underfoot.
Winners Kathy Dance & Rick Dance 56
Runners Up Stewart Moore & Peter Lea 62.5
3rd Jack Hardcastle & Fran Dowling 63.125
Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Jack Hardcastle Super Pin 8th/17th Jack Hardcastle
Members please note- Unless otherwise stated, Saturday Competition times are 11.00am for 11.30am. If 11.00am can not be made phone the Club.
Trophy Presentation Night Saturday 13th November. $35.00 per person. Bookings essential due to Covid-19 limitations
Wednesday 27th October 2021
Lady’s Mid-week Stroke
18-Holers Winner Lyn Lyne 64, Runner Karen Moran 66.
9-Holers Winner Jennifer Whittaker 29, Runner Up Jane Cotton 36.
Nearest the Pin 3rd Lyn Lyne,4th Jane Cotton 7th Jennifer Whittaker 8th Joanna Whelan.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Rod Smith 29.5, Stewart Moore 30 Putts Stewart Moore 11.
Friday No Play due to Rain
An American citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round and is paired with three locals. He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the first tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a mulligan. He pounds one down the centre of the fairway.
With a big smile, he asks the others, “In the States, we call that a mulligan. What do you call it here in Ireland?” After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies, “Hitting three.”
Golf is a game invented by God to punish people who retire early.