- Published: Saturday, 09 October 2021 16:59
Swansea Golf Club Results 9th October 2021.
Today’s event was the first round of the Club Championships in all categories.
Winner on the Day Christine Ring 57, Runner Up Danny Elmer 61, 3rd Howard Edgington 62.
Leaders of Club Championship 1st Round
A Grade Ricky Dance 73, Ricky Wright 75, Peter Lea 75.
B Grade Rod Smith 78, Howard Edginton 79, Michael Baxter 81.
C Grade Ian Wallace 89, Danny Elmer 94, Stephen Mortimer 96
Nearest the Pin 6th/15th Matt Gall
Super Pin 4th/13th Ricky Wright, 7th/ 16th Rod Smith
Birdie Bonus Matt Gall
Next Week 3rd & 4th Rounds of the Club Championship will be played on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday only rounds may be played.
Wednesday 6th September 2021
Lady’s Mid-week Stableford
18-Holers Winner Di Sinclair 36, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 32, 3rd Joanna Whelan 31
9-Holers Winner Karen Moran 15, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker 14, 3rd Pip Cardno 12.
Nearest the Pin 3rd Angela Barden, 4th Karen Moran, 7th Di Garcia, 8th Pat Hardcastle.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Corry Van Den Broek 26, Steve Mortimer 31, Peter Dodge 31.
Putts Mitchell Baxter 13.
Friday Christine Ring 27, Ian Johnson 28, Putts Ian Johnson 12
An ardent golfer dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells the man he has lived an exemplary life and that he can go right in. The man asks, “St. Peter, where is the golf course?”
“I’m terribly sorry,” replies St. Peter, “but that’s one thing we don’t have here.”
The man turns and decides that he will see if the situation is any better in hell. On the road to hell, he is greeted by the devil who has already heard of the golfer’s rejection of heaven.
“This way, sir,” says the devil, “the finest tournament-quality 18 holes you are likely to find this side of Augusta, Georgia.”
The golfer looks around and agrees that it is the finest course he has ever seen and decides he’d rather spend eternity there than in heaven, so he signs up for the full package. “So,” he says to the devil, “why don’t you go get me some clubs and balls and I’ll have the game of my after-life.”
“I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have any.”
“What?” says the man. “No balls or clubs for a fine course like this?”
“No, sir,” says the devil fiendishly, “that’s the hell of it.”