Published: Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:02
Swansea Golf Club Result 17th July 2021.
Very pleasant conditions greeted the players engaged in the somewhat unusual Par event for the annual ‘Cotton Trophy’, Prizes were generously provided by Kelvedon Estate Vineyard.
Winner. Steve Mortimer +2, Runner Up Lynda Lowe Square, 3rd Rick Dance -1
Nearest the Pin. 2nd Peter Lea, 3rd/12th Steve Dart, 8th/17th Rick Dance.
Super Pin 4th/13th Sally Siepen, 7th/16th Rick Dance.
Next Week Qigong Group Sponsored Day also 2nd Play-off round for the
Morris Memorial Trophy.
Wednesday 14th July 2021
Ladies Round 1 of Championships
18-Holers Winner Pat Hardcastle 64 c/b, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 64.
9-Holers Winner Pip Cardno 31, Runner Up Karen Moran 32.
Nearest the Pin 18-holers 5th Alison Smith, 7th Jo Whelan, 9-holers 8th Di Sinclair.
Birdies Alison Smith, Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle, Pip Cardno.
Gobblers Lyn Lyne, Pat Hardcastle.
Next Week Round 2. of the 3-week, mid-week lady’s championship
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Steve Kenny 27, Peter Lea 31, Danny Elmer 315 c/b Putts Peter Lea 13 c/b
Friday Richard Ward 30, Kathy Dance 30.5 c/b Putts Richard Ward 11.
There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.
A golfer standing at a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”
Published: Saturday, 03 July 2021 17:20
Swansea Golf Club Result 3rd July 2021.
This week’s competition played in perfect conditions was the July Monthly Medal generously sponsored by Fran and Trudi Dowling.
Medal Winner Mitchel Baxter 51.
Div. 1 Winner Ricky Wright 63 c/b Runner Up Peter Lea 63.
Div. 2 Winner Darryl Down 60, Runner Up Max Hall 63.
Ladies Winner Sally Siepen 69, Runner Up Alison Smith 70, 3rd Val Kemp 72 c/b,
4th Kathy Dance 72
Nearest the Pin. 2nd/11th Jim Miley, 8th/17th Darryl Down, 9th/18th Matt Gall.
Super Pin 4th/13th Keith Breheny, 7th/16th Mitchell Baxter.
Next Week Viki Wright Memorial 4 Person Ambrose.
Wednesday 30th May 2021
Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke
18-Holers Winner Sally Siepen 63, Runner Up Alison Smith 66.
9-Holers Winner Jenny Whittaker 31, Runner Up Helen Hall 37.
Nearest the Pin 3rd Kathy Dance, 8th Sally Siepen, 4th Jenny Whittaker, 7th Jane Cotton.
Birdies Di Sinclair.
Gobblers Di Sinclair, Alison Smith.
Chicken Run (Scores Only)
Wednesday, Mike Woolveridge 30, Keith Breheny 30.5, Ian Johnson 30.5,
Putts John Cotton 14.
Friday, Mitch Baxter 31, Steve Mortimer 31.5, Peter Lea 31.5, Rob Curren 31.5,
Putts Tim Bond 13, Mitchel Baxter 13.
An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."
Slaney phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. 'Quick!' he said. 'Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!'
'Tell me, is this her first baby?' the intern asked.
'No, this is her husband, Kevin, speakin'.'