Weekly Results 24th July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 24 July 2021 17:57

Swansea Golf Club Result 24th July 2021.

Cool but pleasant conditions greeted players for a stableford event generously sponsored by the Qigong Group.

Winner.                      Russell Dodge 42, 2nd Peter Thomas 40, 3^rd Tim Bond 36,

                                    4^th Matt Gall 35.         

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11^th Keith Breheny, 8^th/17^th David Brown, 9^th/18^th Matt Gall.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Peter Thomas, 7^th/16^th Max Hall

Birdie Bonus               Peter Thomas

Eagle’s Nest                Keith Breheny 2^nd Hole

Next Week                 Lyne Trophy – Sponsored by Springvale         Stroke

Wednesday 21st July 2021

Ladies Round 2 of Championships

Round 2 Results.

18-Holers                   Winner Joanna Whelan 60, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Dorothy Morey 32, Runner Up Alison Donaldson 36 c/b

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 2^nd Sally Siepen, 8^th Linda Lowe, 9-holers 4^th Jane Cotton,

                                    7^th Di Garcia

Next Week                 3^rd and Final Round of Championships

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Ian Wallace 29.5, John Cotton 30, Barry Skeggs 30.5 c/b, Russell Dodge 30.5

                                    Paul Morris 30.5 Putts John Cotton 10.

Friday                        Gavin Todd 28.5 Putts Tim Bond 16.

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“No problem,” replied the youngster, “just so long as you sling a couple of concrete blocks around my neck”.

“What for?”

“Just to keep me from breaking into a run.”

Weekly Results 5th July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 10 July 2021 17:52

Swansea Golf Club Result 10th July 2021.

A large field contested the Viki Wright Memorial 4 Person Ambrose in perfect weather conditions

Generously promted and sponsored by R. D. & K. A. Dance Builders.

Winners.                    Peter Lea/Mark Rowlands/Jim Morris/Darryl Down/ Fran Dowling 48.3

2^nd                               Rick Dance/Kathy Dance/Bec Thomas/Ross Thomas 48,625

3^rd                               Dave Brown/Rod Pyke/Byron Anderson/Peter Thomas 48.7

4^th                                Steve Dart/Gavin Todd/Cory Van Den Broek/Christine Ring 50.375

Nearest the Pin.         3^rd Peter Thomas, 2^nd Fran Dowling, 5th Mitchel Baxter, 8^th Peter Lea,

                                    9^th Keith Breheny

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Jim Morris, 7^th/16^th Di Sinclair.

Straight Drive           Ladies Val Kemp, Men Peter Thomas.

Longest Drive            Ladies Kathy Dance, Men Lachlan Ward.

Wednesday 7^th July 2021

Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Lyn Lyne 36, Runner Up Sally Siepen 34.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 20, Runner Up Christine Ring 14.

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 7^th Di Sinclair, 9-holers Karen Moran.

Birdies                        Di Sinclair.

Gobblers                    Di Sinclair, Alison Smith.

Next Week                 Round 1. of the 3-week, mid-week lady’s championship

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Ian Johnson 31,5, Richard Ward 32. Putts Barry Skeggs 13

Friday                        Peter Dodge 27.5, Cory Van Den Broek 29, Christine Ring 30.

                                    Putts Matt Gall 11.

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Weekly Results 17th July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:02

Swansea Golf Club Result 17th July 2021.

Very pleasant conditions greeted the players engaged in the somewhat unusual Par event for the annual ‘Cotton Trophy’, Prizes were generously provided by Kelvedon Estate Vineyard.

Winner.                      Steve Mortimer +2, Runner Up Lynda Lowe Square, 3^rd Rick Dance -1        

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd Peter Lea, 3^rd/12^th Steve Dart, 8^th/17^th Rick Dance.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Sally Siepen, 7^th/16^th Rick Dance.

Next Week                  Qigong Group Sponsored Day also 2^nd Play-off round for the

                                    Morris Memorial Trophy.

Wednesday 14^th July 2021

Ladies Round 1 of Championships

18-Holers                   Winner Pat Hardcastle 64 c/b, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 64.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 31, Runner Up Karen Moran 32.

Nearest the Pin          18-holers 5^th Alison Smith, 7^th Jo Whelan, 9-holers 8^th Di Sinclair.

Birdies                        Alison Smith, Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle, Pip Cardno.

Gobblers                    Lyn Lyne, Pat Hardcastle.

Next Week                 Round 2. of the 3-week, mid-week lady’s championship

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Steve Kenny 27, Peter Lea 31, Danny Elmer 315 c/b Putts Peter Lea 13 c/b

Friday                        Richard Ward 30, Kathy Dance 30.5 c/b Putts Richard Ward 11.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

 A golfer standing at a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, “Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain.”

Weekly Results 3rd July 2021

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Published: Saturday, 03 July 2021 17:20

Swansea Golf Club Result 3^rd July 2021.

This week’s competition played in perfect conditions was the July Monthly Medal generously sponsored by Fran and Trudi Dowling.

Medal Winner           Mitchel Baxter 51.

Div. 1                          Winner Ricky Wright 63 c/b Runner Up Peter Lea 63.

Div. 2                          Winner Darryl Down 60, Runner Up Max Hall 63.

Ladies                        Winner Sally Siepen 69, Runner Up Alison Smith 70, 3^rd Val Kemp 72 c/b,

                                    4^th Kathy Dance 72

Nearest the Pin.         2^nd/11th Jim Miley, 8^th/17^th Darryl Down, 9^th/18^th Matt Gall.

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Keith Breheny, 7^th/16^th Mitchell Baxter.

Next Week                 Viki Wright Memorial 4 Person Ambrose.

Wednesday 30th May 2021

Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 63, Runner Up Alison Smith 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Jenny Whittaker 31, Runner Up Helen Hall 37.

Nearest the Pin          3^rd Kathy Dance, 8^th Sally Siepen, 4^th Jenny Whittaker, 7^th Jane Cotton.

Birdies                        Di Sinclair.

Gobblers                    Di Sinclair, Alison Smith.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,   Mike Woolveridge 30, Keith Breheny 30.5, Ian Johnson 30.5,

                        Putts John Cotton 14.

Friday,           Mitch Baxter 31, Steve Mortimer 31.5, Peter Lea 31.5, Rob Curren 31.5,

                        Putts Tim Bond 13, Mitchel Baxter 13.                                                                    

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