Results 10th October 2021

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Published: Sunday, 10 October 2021 17:52

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Nett results for Sunday 10^th October 2021

                                    Mitchel Baxter 57

                                    Keith Breheny 60

                                    Corry Van Den Broek 61

                                    Matt Gall 62 c/b

                                    Steve Dart 62

Nearest the Pin          2^nd/11^th Rick Dance, 3^rd/12^th Rick Dance,

                                    8^th/17^th Howard Edginton, 9^th/18^th Miles Clark.

Weekly Results 2nd October 2021

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Published: Saturday, 02 October 2021 17:08

Swansea Golf Club Results 2nd October 2021.

Under grey and very damp skies the October Monthly Medal and the final of the Morris Family Memorial Trophy were contested.

Medal Winner           Ricky Dance 61, Runner Up Peter Lea 62, 3rd Darryl Down 63.

Nearest the Pin          4^th/13^th Jason Kerrison, 8^th/17^th Jason Kerrison

Super Pin                   7^th/ 16^th Tim Bond     

Morris Memorial      Tim Bond defeated Steve Mortimer

Next Week                 1^st & 2^nd Rounds of the Club Championship will be played on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday only rounds may be played.

Wednesday 29th September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Monthly Medal Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Alison Smith 66 c/b, Runner Up Joanna Whelan 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Karen Moran 27, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker33 14.

Nearest the Pin          3^rd Pat Hardcastle, 7^th Jennifer Whittaker. 8^th Jennifer Whittaker

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Peter Dodge 27, Darryl Down 28.5 Putts Howard Edgington 11.

Friday                        Curtis Miley 27.5 Putts Curtis Miley 14

Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob, ”What’d you have?
Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. “Six!” he said and then hastily corrected himself – ” No, no…. a five.”
Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud “Eight!” “Eight?” Bob said, “I couldn’t have had eight.”
John said, “Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven.”
“Then why did you mark down eight?” asked Bob.
John told him, “One stroke penalty, for improving your lie.”

Weekly Results 9th October 2021

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Published: Saturday, 09 October 2021 16:59

Swansea Golf Club Results 9th October 2021.

Today’s event was the first round of the Club Championships in all categories.

Winner on the Day   Christine Ring 57, Runner Up Danny Elmer 61, 3^rd Howard Edgington 62.

Leaders of Club Championship 1^st Round

                                    A Grade Ricky Dance 73, Ricky Wright 75, Peter Lea 75.

                                    B Grade Rod Smith 78, Howard Edginton 79, Michael Baxter 81.

                                    C Grade Ian Wallace 89, Danny Elmer 94, Stephen Mortimer 96

Nearest the Pin          6^th/15^th Matt Gall

Super Pin                   4^th/13^th Ricky Wright, 7^th/ 16^th Rod Smith

Birdie Bonus              Matt Gall        

Next Week                 3rd & 4th Rounds of the Club Championship will be played on                                                        Saturday and Sunday. Saturday only rounds may be played.

Wednesday 6th September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Di Sinclair 36, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 32, 3rd Joanna Whelan 31

9-Holers                     Winner Karen Moran 15, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker 14, 3^rd Pip Cardno 12.

Nearest the Pin          3^rd Angela Barden, 4^th Karen Moran, 7^th Di Garcia, 8^th Pat Hardcastle.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Corry Van Den Broek 26, Steve Mortimer 31, Peter Dodge 31.

                                    Putts Mitchell Baxter 13.

Friday                        Christine Ring 27, Ian Johnson 28, Putts Ian Johnson 12

An ardent golfer dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells the man he has lived an exemplary life and that he can go right in. The man asks, “St. Peter, where is the golf course?”
“I’m terribly sorry,” replies St. Peter, “but that’s one thing we don’t have here.”
The man turns and decides that he will see if the situation is any better in hell. On the road to hell, he is greeted by the devil who has already heard of the golfer’s rejection of heaven.
“This way, sir,” says the devil, “the finest tournament-quality 18 holes you are likely to find this side of Augusta, Georgia.”
The golfer looks around and agrees that it is the finest course he has ever seen and decides he’d rather spend eternity there than in heaven, so he signs up for the full package. “So,” he says to the devil, “why don’t you go get me some clubs and balls and I’ll have the game of my after-life.”
“I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have any.”
“What?” says the man. “No balls or clubs for a fine course like this?”
“No, sir,” says the devil fiendishly, “that’s the hell of it.”

Weekly Results 25th September 2021

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Published: Saturday, 25 September 2021 16:09

Swansea Golf Club Result 25th September 2021.

A Grand Final field today contested a 4 person Ambrose, except for one team who had 5.    

Winners Jack Hardcastle, Christine Ring, Mitchell Baxter, Jim Morris, Darryl Down 47.5

Runners Up Peter Dodge, Val Kemp, Steve Dart, Shane Bartell 50.625

3^rd Adam Wilson, Gavin Todd, Ray Flynn, Tim Bond 53

Nearest the Pin          4^th/13^th Jack Hardcastle, 3^rd/12^th Jack Hardcastle

Super Pin                   7^th/16^th Raymond Flynn

Correction from last Week’s Progressive results for FOBS after the 3^rd Round:-

           Freycinet 489, Orford 537, Bicheno 466, Swansea 512        

Wednesday 22nd September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 34 Runner Up Lyn Lyne 32 C/b, Di Sinclair 32.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 16, Runner Up Ange Dixon 15, Helen Hall 14.

Nearest the Pin          18-holes 8^th/17^th Jan Darke 5^th/14^th Sally Siepen. 9-holers 4^th Jane Cotton

                                    7^th Jennifer Whittaker.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Rod Smith 28.5, Barry Skeggs 29.5, Max Hall 30.5.

                                    Putts Jim Miley 11.

Friday                        Steve Mortimer 34. Putts Derek Ring 14.

Fred had tried to be particularly careful about his language as he played golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives. The preacher felt obliged to respond. “I have observed,” said he in a calm voice, “that the best golfers do not use foul language.” “I guess not,” said Fred, “what the hell do they have to bitch about?”

“I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!”