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Weekly Results 16th October 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 16th October 2021.

Rounds 3 and 4 (Saturday and Sunday) of the Club Championships were postponed due to Covid-19 lock down restrictions.

Wednesday 13th September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Eclectic Winner Val Kemp 36, Runner Jo Whelan.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 18, Runner Up Helen Hall 15.

Nearest the Pin          3rd Pat Cardno, 4th Di Garcia, 7th Dorothy Morey, 8th Jo Whelan.


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Ian Johnson 29, Max Hall 31, Matt Gall 31, Putts Ian Johnson 11.

Friday                        Tim Bond 28, Putts Peter Lea 11.


Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walcked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his pants. He had just sat on a bee and got a nasty sting and desperately asked his partner to get the stinger out.
The scene of a man kneeling next to his playing partner’s bare rear end was too much for the group playing behind the twosome. The group raced up to the two golfers and asked a single question: “What was the bet?”

Results 10th October 2021


Nett results for Sunday 10th October 2021

                                    Mitchel Baxter 57

                                    Keith Breheny 60

                                    Corry Van Den Broek 61

                                    Matt Gall 62 c/b

                                    Steve Dart 62

Nearest the Pin          2nd/11th Rick Dance, 3rd/12th Rick Dance,

                                    8th/17th Howard Edginton, 9th/18th Miles Clark.


Results after Round 2 of Championships
A Grade   R1 R2 Total
Wright Ricky 75 73 148
Lea Peter   75 73 148
Dance Ricky 73 75 148
Baxter Mitchel 81 69 150
Gall Matt   79 74 153
Hardcastle Jack 77 76 153
Kerrison Jason 81 76 157
Fulton Rick 88 75 163
Bond Tim   78 85 163
B Grade   R1 R2 Total
Dart Steve 87 76 163
Breheny Keith 85 79 164
Smith Rod 78 86 164
Vandenbroek Corry 88 78 166
Edginton Howard 79 88 167
Miley Jim   89 82 171
Hall Max   83 88 171
Dodge Peter 88 84 172
Evans Len 85 89 174
Lyne Lyn   85 90 175
Ring Derek 86 94 180
Anderson Byron 83 102 185
Clark Miles 99 88 187
C Grade   R1 R2 Total
Wallace Ian 89 89 178
Dance Kathy 97 89 186
Down Darryl 98 89 187
Skeggs Barry 93 94 187
Dodge Russell 98 93 191
Mortimer Steve 96 96 192
Smith Alison 101 92 193
Elmer Danny 94 103 197
Ring Christine 91 109 200
Ladies   R1 R2 Total
Lyne Lyn   85 90 175
Dance Kathy 97 89 186
Smith Alison 101 92 193
Ring Christine 91 109 200
Tee Times for Saturday 16th October 2021
             10.00 Ring Christine Smith Alison Dance Kathy
             10.10 Lyne Lyn Elmer Danny Mortimer Steve
             10.20 Dodge Russell Down Darryl Wallace Ian
             10.30 Clark Miles Anderson Byron Ring Derek
             10.49 Evans Len Dodge Peter Hall Max
             10.50 Miley Jim Edginton Howard Vandenbroek Corry
             11.00 Smith Rod Breheny Keith Dart Steve
             11.10 Bond Tim Fulton Rick Kerrison Jason
             11.20 Hardcastle Jack Gall Matt Baxter Mitchel
             11.30 Dance Ricky Lea Peter Wright Ricky






Weekly Results 2nd October 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 2nd October 2021.

Under grey and very damp skies the October Monthly Medal and the final of the Morris Family Memorial Trophy were contested.

Medal Winner           Ricky Dance 61, Runner Up Peter Lea 62, 3rd Darryl Down 63.

Nearest the Pin          4th/13th Jason Kerrison, 8th/17th Jason Kerrison

Super Pin                   7th/ 16th Tim Bond     

Morris Memorial      Tim Bond defeated Steve Mortimer

Next Week                 1st & 2nd Rounds of the Club Championship will be played on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday only rounds may be played.

Wednesday 29th September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Monthly Medal Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Alison Smith 66 c/b, Runner Up Joanna Whelan 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Karen Moran 27, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker33 14.

Nearest the Pin          3rd Pat Hardcastle, 7th Jennifer Whittaker. 8th Jennifer Whittaker


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Peter Dodge 27, Darryl Down 28.5 Putts Howard Edgington 11.

Friday                        Curtis Miley 27.5 Putts Curtis Miley 14

Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

John and Bob were two of the bitterest rivals at the club. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the fourth green and marking his six on the scorecard, John asked Bob, ”What’d you have?
Bob went through the motions of mentally counting up. “Six!” he said and then hastily corrected himself – ” No, no…. a five.”
Calmly John marked the scorecard, saying out loud “Eight!” “Eight?” Bob said, “I couldn’t have had eight.”
John said, “Nope, you claimed six, then changed it to five, but actually you had seven.”
“Then why did you mark down eight?” asked Bob.
John told him, “One stroke penalty, for improving your lie.”

Weekly Results 9th October 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 9th October 2021.

Today’s event was the first round of the Club Championships in all categories.

Winner on the Day   Christine Ring 57, Runner Up Danny Elmer 61, 3rd Howard Edgington 62.

Leaders of Club Championship 1st Round

                                    A Grade Ricky Dance 73, Ricky Wright 75, Peter Lea 75.

                                    B Grade Rod Smith 78, Howard Edginton 79, Michael Baxter 81.

                                    C Grade Ian Wallace 89, Danny Elmer 94, Stephen Mortimer 96

Nearest the Pin          6th/15th Matt Gall

Super Pin                   4th/13th Ricky Wright, 7th/ 16th Rod Smith

Birdie Bonus              Matt Gall        

Next Week                 3rd & 4th Rounds of the Club Championship will be played on                                                        Saturday and Sunday. Saturday only rounds may be played.

Wednesday 6th September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Di Sinclair 36, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 32, 3rd Joanna Whelan 31

9-Holers                     Winner Karen Moran 15, Runner Up Jennifer Whittaker 14, 3rd Pip Cardno 12.

Nearest the Pin          3rd Angela Barden, 4th Karen Moran, 7th Di Garcia, 8th Pat Hardcastle.


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Corry Van Den Broek 26, Steve Mortimer 31, Peter Dodge 31.

                                    Putts Mitchell Baxter 13.

Friday                        Christine Ring 27, Ian Johnson 28, Putts Ian Johnson 12

An ardent golfer dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells the man he has lived an exemplary life and that he can go right in. The man asks, “St. Peter, where is the golf course?”
“I’m terribly sorry,” replies St. Peter, “but that’s one thing we don’t have here.”
The man turns and decides that he will see if the situation is any better in hell. On the road to hell, he is greeted by the devil who has already heard of the golfer’s rejection of heaven.
“This way, sir,” says the devil, “the finest tournament-quality 18 holes you are likely to find this side of Augusta, Georgia.”
The golfer looks around and agrees that it is the finest course he has ever seen and decides he’d rather spend eternity there than in heaven, so he signs up for the full package. “So,” he says to the devil, “why don’t you go get me some clubs and balls and I’ll have the game of my after-life.”
“I’m sorry, sir, we don’t have any.”
“What?” says the man. “No balls or clubs for a fine course like this?”
“No, sir,” says the devil fiendishly, “that’s the hell of it.”

Weekly Results 25th September 2021

Swansea Golf Club Result 25th September 2021.

A Grand Final field today contested a 4 person Ambrose, except for one team who had 5.    

Winners Jack Hardcastle, Christine Ring, Mitchell Baxter, Jim Morris, Darryl Down 47.5

Runners Up Peter Dodge, Val Kemp, Steve Dart, Shane Bartell 50.625

3rd Adam Wilson, Gavin Todd, Ray Flynn, Tim Bond 53

Nearest the Pin          4th/13th Jack Hardcastle, 3rd/12th Jack Hardcastle

Super Pin                   7th/16th Raymond Flynn

Correction from last Week’s Progressive results for FOBS after the 3rd Round:-

           Freycinet 489, Orford 537, Bicheno 466, Swansea 512        

Wednesday 22nd September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Winner Sally Siepen 34 Runner Up Lyn Lyne 32 C/b, Di Sinclair 32.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 16, Runner Up Ange Dixon 15, Helen Hall 14.

Nearest the Pin          18-holes 8th/17th Jan Darke 5th/14th Sally Siepen. 9-holers 4th Jane Cotton

                                    7th Jennifer Whittaker.


Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Rod Smith 28.5, Barry Skeggs 29.5, Max Hall 30.5.

                                    Putts Jim Miley 11.

Friday                        Steve Mortimer 34. Putts Derek Ring 14.

Fred had tried to be particularly careful about his language as he played golf with his preacher. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives. The preacher felt obliged to respond. “I have observed,” said he in a calm voice, “that the best golfers do not use foul language.” “I guess not,” said Fred, “what the hell do they have to bitch about?”

“I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!”

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