Weekly Results 14th March 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 14th March 2020

Today was a stroke event generously sponsored by the Dart family and played in cool windy conditions.

Men’s winner John Quinn 63, Runner Up Vic Walton 65c/b Tim Bond 65.

Ladies winner Val Kemp 62, Runner Up Kathy Dance 67

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Rick Dance, 3/12th Rick Dance, 5/14th Tim Bond, 8/17th Paul Nunn.

Super Pin; 7/16th Ricky Wright, 4/13th Rick Dance.

Wednesday 11th March

Club Trophy – Stableford

18 Hole Winner Di Sinclair 42, Runner up Pat Hardcastle 35.

9 Hole Winner Judith Cleaver 14, Runner Up Alison Donaldson 13.
Nearest the Pin 5/14th Sally Siepen, 7th Judith Cleaver, 4/13th Alison Smith, 8/17th Jan Darke.

Birdies Jan Darke.

Gobblers Di Sinclair, Val Kemp.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Paul Morris 32, Mal Sinclair 32, Darryl Down 32, Putts Rick Dance 14, Mark Rowlands 14.

Friday; No Competition

Future Events

18th Ladies - Stableford

21st FOBS Orford 9.30 for 10.00 start

25th Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

28th Stableford

Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot. 
A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... Neither of whom can putt very well. 
An interesting thing about Golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse. 

Weekly Results 7th March 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 7th March 2020

Monthly Medal - Stroke.

Overall and Monthly Medal winner Tim Bond 57

Div.1 Winner Ricky Wright 61 Runner Up Len Evans 64.

Div. 2 Winner Ray Dart 62 Runner Up Gavin Todd 68 c/b.

Medal of Medallist Len Evans 64

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Jarrod Free 8/17th Stewart Moore.

Super Pin; 7/16th Len Evans, 4/13th Marcus Skelly.

Late News Report. Gavin Todd’s ball on the 8th hole is reported to have disappeared more than a club length down a rabbit burrow. It is understood his marker took sympathy on the unfortunate Gavin and gave him a free drop.

Wednesday 4th March

Club Trophy – Stableford

18 Hole Winner Kathy Dance 40 Runner Up Alison Smith 39 C/b Pat Hardcastle 39

9 Hole Winner Alison Donaldson 15 Runner Up Pip Cardno 14 c/b Di Garcia 14
Nearest the Pin 2nd Lyn Lyne, 7th Pat Hardcastle, 5th Lee Bennett.

Birdies Sally Siepen, Lee Bennett, Jenny Whittaker

Gobblers Sally Siepen X 2, Pat Hardcastle.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; John Cotton 27, Rick Dance29, Putts Rick Dance 11, John Cotton 11.

Friday; Tim Bond 31, Alvin Douglas 32, Kathy Dance 33, R Goodwin 33, Putts Ian Johnson 13, Tim Bond 13.

Future Events

11th Ladies 4 ball better Ball

14th Dart Family Sponsored Day – Stroke

18th Ladies Stableford

21st FOBS at Orford

Club Staff: Golf course, may I help you?
Caller: Yes, my husband just called me on his cell phone and told me he's on the 15th hole. How many more holes does he have to play before he gets to the 18th? 

Weekly Results 29th February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 29th February 2020

The day’s Stableford event played in perfect sunny conditions, was generously sponsored by Wayne Cargill and Murray Lethborg.

Overall Winner Max Hall 40

Div.1 Winner Tim Bond 37, Runner Up Rick Fulton 35.

Div. 2 Winner Darryl Down 37, Runner Up Ray Dart 36.

Nearest The Pin 8/17th Barry Skeggs, 9/18th Rod Smith, 6/15th Ricky Wright 5/14th Sally Siepen.

Super Pin 7/16th Jim Morris, 4/15th Paul Nunn

Wednesday 26th February

Ladies Monthly Medal Stroke

Rain again reduced the number of players.

Winner Lee Bennett 59 Runner Up Sally Siepen 67 c/b

Nearest the Pin 3rd Alison Smith 5th Lee Bennett

Gobblers Val Kemp

There was no 9 Hole Competition.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mal Sinclair 28, Peter Lea 31, Putts Mal Sinclair 10, Peter Lea 12.

Friday; Peter Lea 28, Chris Weeding 32, Keith Breheny 32, Steve Kenny 32, Putts Chris Weeding 12, Peter Lea 12.

Future Events

4th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

7th Monthly Medal and Medal of Medallists – Stroke, Rolling Start from 10.30.

11th Ladies 4 ball better Ball

14th Dart Family Sponsored Day – Stroke

Nick was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.  Molly, his wife told him, 'Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.'

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.  She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for Nick have been set for Saturday at his favourite golf course.

Weekly Results 21st February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 22nd February 2020

Stableford.

Overall Winner Ricky Wright 39

Div.1 Winner Peter Lea 38 Runner Up Tim Bond 35 c/b

Div. 2 Winner Tony Johnston 38, Runner Up Gavin Todd 37

Nearest the Pin; 2/11th Rick Fulton. 8/17th Len Evans.

Super Pin; 4/13th Richard Bennett. 7/16th Rick Fulton.

Wednesday 19th February

Ladies No play due to rain.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; No Competition due to rain.

Friday; Darryl Down 30, Mal Sinclair 31,

Future Events

26th Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

29th Wayne Cargill and Murray Lethborg Sponsored Day – Stableford

4th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

7th Monthly Medal and Medal of Medallists - Stroke

New Committee for 2020-21, President Chris Howell, Vice-President Chris Weeding, Captain Rick Dance, Treasurer Sally Siepen, Secretary Paul Nunn, also Mal Sinclair, Bruce Digney, Angela Barden, Tony Johnston.

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

Weekly Results 15th February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 15th February 2020

Left Handers v Right Handers Stableford.

Left Handers 381, Right Handers 377

Winner Ian Wallace 35 c/b, Runner Up John Quinn 35 c/b, 3rd Jack Hardcastle 35,

4th Jim Morris 33.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th 2nd shot Ricky Wright. 8/17th Jayden Coleman.

Super Pin; 4/13th Len Evans 7/16th a tie Jack Hardcastle, Rod Smith.

Wednesday 12th February

Ladies Club Trophy - Stableford

18 Holers Winner Sally Siepen 38, Runner Up Jan Darke 35.

9 Holers No Competition

Nearest the Pin 6/15th 2nd shot, Sally Siepen.

Birdies Sally Siepen, Pat Hardcastle.

Gobblers Pat Hardcastle, Sally Fletcher.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Mike Woolveridge 30, Putts John Cotton 12.

Friday; Greg West 27, Stewart Moore 29, Putts Gavin Todd 11.

Future Events

19th Jennifer Johnston Trophy – Stableford

22nd Stableford

26th Ladies Monthly Medal – Stroke

29th Wayne Cargill & Murray Lethborg Sponsored Day Stableford

Alex and Jim are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. Alex comments to Jim, 'Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?' Jim gets about halfway there, turns and comes back so Alex asks, 'What's wrong?' Jim replies, 'One of them is my wife, and the other is my mistress.' Alex responds, 'That could be a problem. I'll go over and have a word.' He gets about halfway there, and he turns and comes back, too. So, Jim says, 'What's wrong?' Alex murmurs, 'Small world.'

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