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Weekly Results 1st February 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 1st February 2020

Would you believe it? Something called rain turned up and upset the apple cart with more than half the field failing to finish their round. Of the stayers, the February Monthly Medal was deservedly won by a very damp Sally Siepen

Div. 1 Winner Ricky Wright 62 Runner Up Len Evans 64

Div. 2 Winner Keith Brehney 65 Runner Up Alison Smith 70.

Nearest the Pin; 8/17th Ricky Wright, 9/18th Alison Smith

Super Pin; 4/13th Len Evans 7/16th Alison Smith.

Wednesday 29th January

Ladies Stableford

18 Holers Winner Angela Barden 39, Runner Up Kathy Dance 37.

9 Holers Winner Alison Donaldson 15 Runner Up Pip Cardo 10.

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 8th Lyn Lyne, 9 Holers 7th Helen Hall.

Birdies Jan Darke, Lee Bennett

Gobblers Kathy Dance, Di Garcia.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mike Woolveridge 27, Ian Wallace 28, Rick Dance 28. Putts Mal Sinclair 12.

Friday; Chris Weeding 28, Steve Kenney 29, Putts Howard Edginton

Cumming Events

5th Ladies Club Trophy Stroke

8th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters Ltd./Swansea Orchard

12th Ladies Stableford

18th Left/Right hand Competition Stableford

A couple met while holidaying on the Gold Coast and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.

“It’s only fair to warn you Jody,” the man confessed. “I’m a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”

“Well, since you’re being honest, so will I.” Jody said. “I’m a hooker.”

“I see.” The man said, frowning. He thought for a few moments  and then brightened and smiled. “It’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”

Weekly Results 25th January 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 25th January 2020

Members today competed in a Flag event whereby players carry the flag until they run out of strokes. The winner on the day was Rick Dance who reached the 19th green after carding a 59.

Div. 1 winner Paul Nunn 59, Runner Up Len Evans 62

Div. 2 winner Mal Sinclair 59, Runner Up Byron Anderson 62.

Nearly Wasers Tim Bond 62, Max Hall 62.

Nearest the Pin; 2/11th Rick Dance 8/17th Elton Broderick.

Super Pin; 4/13th Max Hall 7/16th Paul Morris

Wednesday 22nd January

Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Alison Smith 67 Runner Up Libby Wardlaw 68.

9 Holers Winner Judith Cleaver 34.5. Runner Up Claire Franklin 37.5

Nearest the Pin 4th Alison Smith.

Gobblers Libby Wardlaw

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mal Sinclair 29, Max Hall 29, Barry Skeggs 29. Putts Victor Walton 12.

Friday; Ricky Wright 28, Tim Bond 30. Putts Ricky Wright 12, Tim Bond 12.

Cumming Events

29th Ladies Stroke

1st Monthly Medal - Stroke

5th Ladies Club Trophy

8th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters/Swansea Orchard

Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?

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The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.

Weekly Results 11th January 2020

Swansea Golf Club Report 11th January 2020

This week’s event was a Canadian foursomes with 33 players, a mathematical test for the numerically challenged. In typical weather conditions, the breeze kept the flies away.

1st Ray Dart and Steve Dart 59 c/b, 2nd Ricky Wright and Rick Dance 59. The almost there were Wayne Cargill and Daryl Down 60, Fran Dowling and Jim Miley 60, Sally Siepen and Kathy Dance 60.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Katheryn Borer/Angela Barden, 3/12th Rick Dance/Ricky Wright.

Super Pin; 4/13th Rick Dance 7/16th Sally Siepen

Wednesday 8th January

Ladies Club Trophy - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Jan Darke 57, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 61

9 Holers Winner Helen Hall 38.5 Runner Up Alison Donaldson 39.5

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 8th Kathy Dance 2nd Lyn Lyne

Nearest the Pin 9 Holers 7th Judy Cleaver

Birdies Lyn Lyne, Alison Smith

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 28, Mark Richardson 28, Ricky Wright 29 Putts Ian Johnson 12, Ricky Wright 12.

Friday; Chris Weeding 29. Putts Ricky Wright 13, Richard Ward 13.

Cumming Events

15th Ladies Ambrose

18th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank Real Estate

22nd Ladies Monthly Medal

25th Flag – Stroke

An oldie attributed to Lakiyah King - A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Weekly Results 18th January 2020

Swansea Golf Club Results 18th January 2020

In mild overcast conditions, the members competed for the Annual Summer Cup, stableford event generously sponsored by Knight Frank Real Estate.

Winner by the length of the straight Jerome (Cheeky) Plunket 47 Runner up Paul Nunn 41 Others not quite good enough Fran Dowling 39, Stewart Moore 38, Elton Broderick 36, John Cotton 36

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Ricky Wright, 8/17th Jo Robinson.

Super Pin; 4/13th Murray Lethborg 7/16th Elton Broderick

Wednesday 8th January

Ladies Ambrose

Winning Team Katherine Bore, Judith Cleaver, Lee Bennett 56.5

Runners Up Alison Smith, Linden Harris, Clair Franklin, Val Kemp 57,5

Nearest the Pin 4th Katherine Bore, 5th Dianne Sinclair.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Rick Dance 30, Putts Rick Dance 12, Alvin Douglas 12, Greg West 12.

Friday; Alvin Douglas 30, Gavin Todd 31, Rick Dance 31, Jan Darke 31, Putts Mark Hall 11.

Cumming Events.

22nd Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

25th Flag

29th Ladies Stroke

1st Monthly Medal – Stroke

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swipe. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied:” Got here in two, didn't I ?

The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.

 

Weekly Results 4th January 2020

 Swansea Golf Club Report 4th January 2020

Happy New Year to everyone.

The first competition day of the year was a Monthly Medal stroke event played in warm, windy and smoky conditions but still no rain.

Monthly Medal Winner Darryl Down 58 Nett

Div. 1 Winner Dale Williams 59 Runner Up Steve Dart 59.

Div. 2 Winner Byron Anderson 59 Runner Up Jan Darke 60 c/b

Nearest the Pin; 6/15th Steve Dart 8/17th Dale Williams

Super Pin; 4/13th Darryl Down 7/16th Richard Ward

Chicken Run

Resumes Wednesday 8th January

Cumming Events

8th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

11th Canadian Foursomes

15th Ladies Ambrose

18th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank – Stableford

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
” I don't know -- put me down for a five."

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