Weekly Results 25th January 2020

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Published: Saturday, 25 January 2020 18:02

Swansea Golf Club Results 25^th January 2020

Members today competed in a Flag event whereby players carry the flag until they run out of strokes. The winner on the day was Rick Dance who reached the 19^th green after carding a 59.

Div. 1 winner Paul Nunn 59, Runner Up Len Evans 62

Div. 2 winner Mal Sinclair 59, Runner Up Byron Anderson 62.

Nearly Wasers Tim Bond 62, Max Hall 62.

Nearest the Pin; 2/11th Rick Dance 8/17^th Elton Broderick.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Max Hall 7/16^th Paul Morris

Wednesday 22nd January

Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Alison Smith 67 Runner Up Libby Wardlaw 68.

9 Holers Winner Judith Cleaver 34.5. Runner Up Claire Franklin 37.5

Nearest the Pin 4^th Alison Smith.

Gobblers Libby Wardlaw

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Mal Sinclair 29, Max Hall 29, Barry Skeggs 29. Putts Victor Walton 12.

Friday; Ricky Wright 28, Tim Bond 30. Putts Ricky Wright 12, Tim Bond 12.

Cumming Events

29^th Ladies Stroke

1^st Monthly Medal - Stroke

5^th Ladies Club Trophy

8^th Ambrose Sponsored by Websters/Swansea Orchard

Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.
Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?

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The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21^st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.

Weekly Results 11th January 2020

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Published: Saturday, 11 January 2020 18:54

Swansea Golf Club Report 11th January 2020

This week’s event was a Canadian foursomes with 33 players, a mathematical test for the numerically challenged. In typical weather conditions, the breeze kept the flies away.

1^st Ray Dart and Steve Dart 59 c/b, 2^nd Ricky Wright and Rick Dance 59. The almost there were Wayne Cargill and Daryl Down 60, Fran Dowling and Jim Miley 60, Sally Siepen and Kathy Dance 60.

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Katheryn Borer/Angela Barden, 3/12^th Rick Dance/Ricky Wright.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Rick Dance 7/16^th Sally Siepen

Wednesday 8^th January

Ladies Club Trophy - Stroke

18 Holers Winner Jan Darke 57, Runner Up Lyn Lyne 61

9 Holers Winner Helen Hall 38.5 Runner Up Alison Donaldson 39.5

Nearest the Pin 18 Holers 8^th Kathy Dance 2^nd Lyn Lyne

Nearest the Pin 9 Holers 7^th Judy Cleaver

Birdies Lyn Lyne, Alison Smith

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 28, Mark Richardson 28, Ricky Wright 29 Putts Ian Johnson 12, Ricky Wright 12.

Friday; Chris Weeding 29. Putts Ricky Wright 13, Richard Ward 13.

Cumming Events

15^th Ladies Ambrose

18^th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank Real Estate

22^nd Ladies Monthly Medal

25^th Flag – Stroke

An oldie attributed to Lakiyah King - A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Weekly Results 18th January 2020

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Published: Saturday, 18 January 2020 17:49

Swansea Golf Club Results 18^th January 2020

In mild overcast conditions, the members competed for the Annual Summer Cup, stableford event generously sponsored by Knight Frank Real Estate.

Winner by the length of the straight Jerome (Cheeky) Plunket 47 Runner up Paul Nunn 41 Others not quite good enough Fran Dowling 39, Stewart Moore 38, Elton Broderick 36, John Cotton 36

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Ricky Wright, 8/17^th Jo Robinson.

Super Pin; 4/13^th Murray Lethborg 7/16^th Elton Broderick

Wednesday 8^th January

Ladies Ambrose

Winning Team Katherine Bore, Judith Cleaver, Lee Bennett 56.5

Runners Up Alison Smith, Linden Harris, Clair Franklin, Val Kemp 57,5

Nearest the Pin 4^th Katherine Bore, 5^th Dianne Sinclair.

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday; Ian Johnson 29, Rick Dance 30, Putts Rick Dance 12, Alvin Douglas 12, Greg West 12.

Friday; Alvin Douglas 30, Gavin Todd 31, Rick Dance 31, Jan Darke 31, Putts Mark Hall 11.

Cumming Events.

22^nd Ladies Monthly Medal - Stroke

25^th Flag

29^th Ladies Stroke

1^st Monthly Medal – Stroke

A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swipe. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"
The man replied:” Got here in two, didn't I ?

The Swansea Golf Club Inc. will hold its Annual General Meeting in the club rooms at 7.30pm on Friday 21^st February 2020. All Members are encouraged to attend.

Weekly Results 4th January 2020

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Published: Saturday, 04 January 2020 18:07

 Swansea Golf Club Report 4^th January 2020

Happy New Year to everyone.

The first competition day of the year was a Monthly Medal stroke event played in warm, windy and smoky conditions but still no rain.

Monthly Medal Winner Darryl Down 58 Nett

Div. 1 Winner Dale Williams 59 Runner Up Steve Dart 59.

Div. 2 Winner Byron Anderson 59 Runner Up Jan Darke 60 c/b

Nearest the Pin; 6/15^th Steve Dart 8/17^th Dale Williams

Super Pin; 4/13^th Darryl Down 7/16^th Richard Ward

Chicken Run

Resumes Wednesday 8^th January

Cumming Events

8^th Ladies Club Trophy – Stroke

11^th Canadian Foursomes

15^th Ladies Ambrose

18^th Summer Cup Sponsored by Knight Frank – Stableford

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.
The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"
"Yes" says the woman.
"Did you hit him with that golf club?"
"Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
” I don't know -- put me down for a five."