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Weekly Results 30th October 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 30th October 2021.

Today’s Event was a Canadian Foursomes. Although it did not Rain, conditions were damp underfoot.

Winners Kathy Dance & Rick Dance 56

Runners Up Stewart Moore & Peter Lea 62.5

3rd Jack Hardcastle & Fran Dowling 63.125

Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Jack Hardcastle Super Pin 8th/17th Jack Hardcastle

Members please note- Unless otherwise stated, Saturday Competition times are 11.00am for 11.30am. If 11.00am can not be made phone the Club.

Trophy Presentation Night Saturday 13th November. $35.00 per person. Bookings essential due to Covid-19 limitations

Wednesday 27th October 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stroke

18-Holers                   Winner Lyn Lyne 64, Runner Karen Moran 66.

9-Holers                     Winner Jennifer Whittaker 29, Runner Up Jane Cotton 36.

Nearest the Pin          3rd Lyn Lyne,4th Jane Cotton 7th Jennifer Whittaker 8th Joanna Whelan.

                                   

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Rod Smith 29.5, Stewart Moore 30 Putts Stewart Moore 11.

Friday                        No Play due to Rain

                      

 

An American citizen is vacationing on his own in Ireland. He decides to play a round and is paired with three locals. He takes a few practice swings, steps up to the first tee, and proceeds to hook the ball out of bounds. He shakes his head, reaches in his pocket, and re-tees another ball. He tells his playing partners that he is taking a mulligan. He pounds one down the centre of the fairway.
With a big smile, he asks the others, “In the States, we call that a mulligan. What do you call it here in Ireland?” After a moment of silence, one of the locals replies, “Hitting three.”

 

            Golf is a game invented by God to punish people who retire early. 

Weekly Results 23rd October 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 23rd October 2021.

Conditions were not all bad, no snow and no hail. Final round of Club Championships in conjunction with the competition of the day, Stroke.

A Grade and Club Champion Peter Lea 225 Runner Up Mitchell Baxter 226

B Grade Winner Steve Dart 244, Runner Up Keith Breheny 252

C Grade Winner Ian Wallace 274, Runner Up Steve Mortimer 290.

Ladies Winner Lyn Lyne 263, Runner Up Kathy Dance 283

Daily Winner Matt Gall 65 c/b Runner Up Mitchell Baxter 65.

Nearest the Pin 4th/13th Mitchell Baxter, 8th/17th Ricky Wright

Super Pin Rick Fulton.

Wednesday 20th October 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Eclectic Winner Lyn Lyne 28, Runner Pat Hardcastle 26 c/b.

9-Holers                     Winner Karen Moran 12 c/b, Runner Up Judy Cleaver 12

Nearest the Pin          3rd Kathy Dance, 7tPip Cardno, 8th Kathy Dance.

                                   

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Peter Lea 29, Derek Ring 31, Rick Dance 31 Putts Rick Dance 13.

Friday                        Corry Van Den Broek 30, Jarrod Collins 32, Steve Kenny 33,

                                    Putts Corry Van Den Broek

Two couples were enjoying a competitive, best-ball match… wives against husbands with the losers buying lunch and a libation. On the final hole, the match was all even and one of the wives had a long, breaking, fifteen-foot putt to win the match. She lined the ball up carefully and confidently stroked the winning putt. Unfortunately, it stopped three inches short of the hole… dead on line.
Her husband thought that this was a riot and laughing said, “Right train, wrong ticket.”
The wife failed to see the humour and not cracking a smile replied, “No sleeper cars on that train either”

A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers…neither of whom can putt very well.

Practice Tee: A place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice

Weekly Results 16th October 2021

Swansea Golf Club Results 16th October 2021.

Rounds 3 and 4 (Saturday and Sunday) of the Club Championships were postponed due to Covid-19 lock down restrictions.

Wednesday 13th September 2021

Lady’s Mid-week Stableford

18-Holers                   Eclectic Winner Val Kemp 36, Runner Jo Whelan.

9-Holers                     Winner Pip Cardno 18, Runner Up Helen Hall 15.

Nearest the Pin          3rd Pat Cardno, 4th Di Garcia, 7th Dorothy Morey, 8th Jo Whelan.

                                   

Chicken Run (Scores Only)

Wednesday,               Ian Johnson 29, Max Hall 31, Matt Gall 31, Putts Ian Johnson 11.

Friday                        Tim Bond 28, Putts Peter Lea 11.

 

Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walcked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his pants. He had just sat on a bee and got a nasty sting and desperately asked his partner to get the stinger out.
The scene of a man kneeling next to his playing partner’s bare rear end was too much for the group playing behind the twosome. The group raced up to the two golfers and asked a single question: “What was the bet?”

Special Notice for 23rd October 2021

As a result of last week’s cancellation due to Covid-19 restrictions, the 3rd and final round of the 2021 Club Championships will be played on Saturday 23rd October. The event will be reduced to a 54 holes. Members not involved in the Championships can still compete in the competition of the day and play after the pre listed time sheet.

10.00  Ring Christine         Smith Alison           Dance Kathy

10.10  Lyne Lyn                Elmer Danny           Mortimer

10.20  Dodge Russell         Down Darryl           Wallace Ian

10.30  Clark Miles             Anderson Byron      Ring Derek

10.40  Evans Len               Dodge Peter            Hall Max     

10.50  Miley Jim                Edginton Howard    Vandenbroek Corry 

11.00  Smith Rod               Brehent Keith          Dart Steve    

11.10  Bond Tim                Fulton Rick             Kerrison Jason

11.20  Hardcastle Jack       Gall Matt                 Baxter Mitchell

11.30 Dance Ricky             Lea Peter                 Wright Ricky

Results 10th October 2021

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Nett results for Sunday 10th October 2021

                                    Mitchel Baxter 57

                                    Keith Breheny 60

                                    Corry Van Den Broek 61

                                    Matt Gall 62 c/b

                                    Steve Dart 62

Nearest the Pin          2nd/11th Rick Dance, 3rd/12th Rick Dance,

                                    8th/17th Howard Edginton, 9th/18th Miles Clark.

 

Results after Round 2 of Championships
         
A Grade   R1 R2 Total
Wright Ricky 75 73 148
Lea Peter   75 73 148
Dance Ricky 73 75 148
Baxter Mitchel 81 69 150
Gall Matt   79 74 153
Hardcastle Jack 77 76 153
Kerrison Jason 81 76 157
Fulton Rick 88 75 163
Bond Tim   78 85 163
         
B Grade   R1 R2 Total
Dart Steve 87 76 163
Breheny Keith 85 79 164
Smith Rod 78 86 164
Vandenbroek Corry 88 78 166
Edginton Howard 79 88 167
Miley Jim   89 82 171
Hall Max   83 88 171
Dodge Peter 88 84 172
Evans Len 85 89 174
Lyne Lyn   85 90 175
Ring Derek 86 94 180
Anderson Byron 83 102 185
Clark Miles 99 88 187
         
C Grade   R1 R2 Total
Wallace Ian 89 89 178
Dance Kathy 97 89 186
Down Darryl 98 89 187
Skeggs Barry 93 94 187
Dodge Russell 98 93 191
Mortimer Steve 96 96 192
Smith Alison 101 92 193
Elmer Danny 94 103 197
Ring Christine 91 109 200
         
Ladies   R1 R2 Total
Lyne Lyn   85 90 175
Dance Kathy 97 89 186
Smith Alison 101 92 193
Ring Christine 91 109 200
Tee Times for Saturday 16th October 2021
             10.00 Ring Christine Smith Alison Dance Kathy
             10.10 Lyne Lyn Elmer Danny Mortimer Steve
             10.20 Dodge Russell Down Darryl Wallace Ian
             10.30 Clark Miles Anderson Byron Ring Derek
             10.49 Evans Len Dodge Peter Hall Max
             10.50 Miley Jim Edginton Howard Vandenbroek Corry
             11.00 Smith Rod Breheny Keith Dart Steve
             11.10 Bond Tim Fulton Rick Kerrison Jason
             11.20 Hardcastle Jack Gall Matt Baxter Mitchel
             11.30 Dance Ricky Lea Peter Wright Ricky
       

 

 

 

 

 

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